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#1
05-12-2019, 06:24 PM
Yup.........got rid of the scrub. It's still cold though.
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05-12-2019, 08:58 PM
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05-13-2019, 02:55 PM
I shaved also.

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05-13-2019, 03:15 PM
Liar.
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05-13-2019, 03:25 PM
(05-13-2019, 02:55 PM)MirahM Wrote: I shaved also.

Is it Itchy? Because mine is. I feel naked.
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#6
05-14-2019, 12:57 AM
No. It feels good. I like it. I think I might shave all summer long.

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05-14-2019, 05:01 AM
(05-13-2019, 03:15 PM)BigMark Wrote: Liar.

Fry Guy, dat u?
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05-14-2019, 08:26 AM
Many many moons ago I was getting shaved for a hernia operation. The lady that shaved me was a heavy set Asian girl that foamed me all up and sure enough I got a flaming hard-on she looked at it, then looked at me in the eye then looked at it and flicked the head of my cock so hard I thought she shot the fucking thing. It went down like a hooker in Bangcock and just as they started to put me under. I woke up thinking it had all been a dream until my shaved nuts proved otherwise.
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05-14-2019, 09:28 AM
What did you think she was gonna do?  hah
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09-06-2019, 11:35 PM
LOL

I did not shave all summer long. I had hairy legs without a care in the world.
But I am going to shave before Monday. Don't ask why. It is stupid. WHY SHOULD I SHAVE FOR THE DOCTOR? I DON'T KNOW! But also I am going to stay at the clubhouse on the lake this weekend and I GUESS I WANT TO HAVE SMOOTH LEGS!

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09-07-2019, 12:36 AM
(09-06-2019, 11:35 PM)MirahM Wrote: LOL

I did not shave all summer long. I had hairy legs without a care in the world.
But I am going to shave before Monday. Don't ask why. It is stupid. WHY SHOULD I SHAVE FOR THE DOCTOR? I DON'T KNOW! But also I am going to stay at the clubhouse on the lake this weekend and I GUESS I WANT TO HAVE SMOOTH LEGS!

The clubhouse could be the place you meet Mr. right, or Ms. right, so it's good to be prepared, you'll thank yourself! hah
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09-07-2019, 07:40 AM
(09-06-2019, 11:35 PM)MirahM Wrote: LOL

I did not shave all summer long. I had hairy legs without a care in the world.
But I am going to shave before Monday. Don't ask why. It is stupid. WHY SHOULD I SHAVE FOR THE DOCTOR? I DON'T KNOW! But also I am going to stay at the clubhouse on the lake this weekend and I GUESS I WANT TO HAVE SMOOTH LEGS!


I'm fantasizing about shaving your legs.
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09-07-2019, 07:42 AM
Get the inner thighs too.
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09-07-2019, 03:24 PM
(09-07-2019, 07:40 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-06-2019, 11:35 PM)MirahM Wrote: LOL

I did not shave all summer long. I had hairy legs without a care in the world.
But I am going to shave before Monday. Don't ask why. It is stupid. WHY SHOULD I SHAVE FOR THE DOCTOR? I DON'T KNOW! But also I am going to stay at the clubhouse on the lake this weekend and I GUESS I WANT TO HAVE SMOOTH LEGS!


I'm fantasizing about shaving your legs.

OMG

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09-07-2019, 04:14 PM
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#16
09-10-2019, 12:57 AM
My legs are nice and smooth now.


And thanks a lot! I thought of you as I was doing it! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

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09-10-2019, 08:29 AM
Ya hoooooo   swing blade.
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09-10-2019, 10:23 AM
(09-10-2019, 12:57 AM)MirahM Wrote: I thought of you as I was doing it! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin


99   I think of you when I do something too.
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10-29-2019, 08:47 AM
Do women use sparkle spray before going to the Gynecologist to "dress things up?"
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10-29-2019, 01:36 PM
I don't use sparkle spray before I go to the gynecologist.

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