I love that expression so much. hah 

Everyone has seen the commercial for the she shed, right?

Did you have a fort as a little kid?

I want one as a grownup & I'll hang a sign over the entrance that says BITCH BARN.

My gawd, I hope I'm not having some kind of senior moment crisis thing going on here.

I really do want to know if you had a fort.
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No idea what you are on about
I had a fort in the woods up in a tree that had a platform made of pallets and walls made of blankets that had playboy pictures on all the walls. It was very cool and I would take sandwiches and juice up and listen to the birds. It's been a looooooong time since I thought of that place.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
My son used to have his friends spend the night and they would make a fort out of all the blankets in my house by hooking them and tying them down to stuff. Then the next day I'd have to wash all the blankets because those little bastards stunk. And never eat out of a bag of chips that a bunch of 10 year old boys have had their hands in. Or any boy or man for that matter. They're disgusting.
When you say any boy or man you are demeaning a whole gender and calling out me and every man here and.........who gives a shit. You are probably right. We are kind of disgusting. God knows why women like us? Mystery. Like why Melania and Duchess like the thought of screwing Trump. Some mystery will always be mysteries
How is your little baby Sally? I hope that he wasn't out amongst all those older types. My teenager is way taller than me. She constantly tells me that I embarrass her by singing and dancing in public.
Should do more of it. It is a parent thing. Having kids is great.