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#21
10-21-2019, 11:10 PM
(10-21-2019, 08:28 PM)BigMark Wrote: You're lucky he didn't grab that little mushroom you call a pussy.
Little when soft. Then my mushroom gets hard and it's like a whole Smurf village.
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#22
10-22-2019, 12:22 AM
That would be the day Trump wished he was an Octopus.
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#23
10-27-2019, 12:01 PM
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#24
10-27-2019, 12:13 PM
hah  The ending made me laugh out loud.

I don't think the actors have to exaggerate too much. Damn. They dumb.
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#25
11-01-2019, 04:12 PM

My friend and his Wife discussed having children in length, and they both decided they don't want any!

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They will be telling them tonight at dinner! hah
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#26
11-01-2019, 05:41 PM
Smiley_emoticons_smile
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#27
11-01-2019, 08:11 PM
What's Grey and comes in quarts?
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#28
11-02-2019, 07:59 AM
(11-01-2019, 08:11 PM)BigMark Wrote: What's Grey and comes in quarts?
 
I'll bite, Biggie.  What's grey and comes in quarts?
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11-02-2019, 10:14 AM
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#30
11-02-2019, 10:27 AM
hah

The gif is way more amusing than the joke, Biggie.
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#31
11-02-2019, 08:19 PM

No question, that elephant is definitely a Male!! hah
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11-18-2019, 02:03 PM
If you see me walking by talking to myself,



just move along, I'm Self Employed, - - - -



we're having a staff meeting!   Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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#33
11-18-2019, 06:15 PM
That is why one should have pets.

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#34
11-21-2019, 10:56 AM
I Shot my first Turkey today . . . . . . . .

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11-21-2019, 11:56 AM
LOL

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#36
11-23-2019, 07:37 PM
So my friend wanted to put out a Nativity Scene for Christmas.

He wanted to make it authentic,

So when he removed the Jews,

And then he removed the Arabs,

All he was left with was a Jackass and some Sheep!! hah
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#37
11-23-2019, 09:52 PM
(11-23-2019, 07:37 PM)Carsman Wrote: So my friend wanted to put out a Nativity Scene for Christmas.

He wanted to make it authentic,

So when he removed the Jews,

And then he removed the Arabs,

All he was left with was a Jackass and some Sheep!! hah
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11-24-2019, 09:44 AM
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11-25-2019, 12:12 AM
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11-30-2019, 01:30 AM
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