RANDOM CRIME

[Clang McFly]

Just plain cotton Hanes panties. Size 9. And one with built in butt pads. A cushion to put my tush in.

[HairOfTheDog]

Just plain cotton Hanes panties. Size 9. And one with built in butt pads. A cushion to put my tush in.

Well, that's pretty conservative and probably won't scar Biggie for life next time he peeps you (unless they're all flowery or have the day of the week printed on them -- those are scarry).

[sally]

Or a shit stain which is highly likely.

[HairOfTheDog]

[BigMark]

I assume part of his thrill is it's supposed to be wrong or bad right?

[HairOfTheDog]

I assume part of his thrill is it's supposed to be wrong or bad right?

I don't know.  You'll have to ask Clang.  I suspect that's not the case though. 

Cross-dressing straight guys is nothing new and it seems to me that society is less likely, in general, to consider it some kind of sin these days. 

But, there's still a stigma and judgment attached, so I imagine a lot of cross-dressers stay in the closet so as not to put off their male friends (and not to turn off women, if they're single).

[BigMark]

I don't think Clang even knows, he's a hot mess. And lately he's been distracted ever since a suitor from down under has offered him a plane ticket and copious man love.

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't think there's anything wrong with Clang.  

He works during the week, plays on the weekends, defends people he likes, loves to joke around and pull people's legs, laughs easily at himself.....  

He seems to know what he likes as much as most and is pretty comfortable in his own skin, no matter what gender clothes he's wearing. Clang's a funny and solid guy in my book.

[Clang McFly]

I don't think there's anything wrong with Clang.  

He works during the week, plays on the weekends, defends people he likes, loves to joke around and pull people's legs, laughs easily at himself.....  

He seems to know what he likes as much as most and is pretty comfortable in his own skin, no matter what gender clothes he's wearing. Clang's a funny and solid guy in my book.

You get me. Thank you.

[Clang McFly]

Or a shit stain which is highly likely.

Sadly yes. My friend gave me Guyanese hot pepper sauce and it's murder on my toilet paper and bowels.

[Clang McFly]

I don't think Clang even knows, he's a hot mess. And lately he's been distracted ever since a suitor from down under has offered him a plane ticket and copious man love.

I know I'm a hot mess. I like to pretend otherwise,which according to Cry Guy is wrong. He rather I'd be unhappy and admit I make an ugly woman, seek help and give up crossdressing.

[Duchess]

I know I'm a hot mess. I like to pretend otherwise,which according to Cry Guy is wrong. He rather I'd be unhappy and admit I make an ugly woman, seek help and give up crossdressing.

You're not a hot mess because you get your jollies from wearing bras & panties.

[sally]

You're a hot mess because you have a sign in your bathroom that says pooping in progress. No kind of decent woman would ever hang that up in their house.

[Maggot]

Sure he can join the ranks of Milton Berle and Flip Wilson.

[Rootilda]

I don't think Clang even knows, he's a hot mess. And lately he's been distracted ever since a suitor from down under has offered him a plane ticket and copious man love.

I know I'm a hot mess. I like to pretend otherwise,which according to Cry Guy is wrong. He rather I'd be unhappy and admit I make an ugly woman, seek help and give up crossdressing.

I've seen some of the shit he's said to you in his nursery and frankly he sounds like one of those fundamentalist christian homophobes that has deep yearnings for the touch of another man. Why you submit yourself to his deranged ranting is beyond me.

[Duchess]

You're a hot mess because you have a sign in your bathroom that says pooping in progress. No kind of decent woman would ever hang that up in their house.

*high five*

[BigMark]

He's a forty year old virgin for christsakes.

[MirahM]

There are worse things a person could be accused of

Why is a man that has bedded soo many women celebrated more-

[BigMark]

That's extreme hyperbole.

[Clang McFly]

I know I'm a hot mess. I like to pretend otherwise,which according to Cry Guy is wrong. He rather I'd be unhappy and admit I make an ugly woman, seek help and give up crossdressing.

You're not a hot mess because you get your jollies from wearing bras & panties.

I know. I'm a hot mess because I make an ugly woman and my love/sex life is and life in general is all fucked up. I can barely take care of myself. If it wasn't for Mock, Troll kingdom, TV Shows,  Netflix, Amazon Prime, Saturday nights with the guys at the cigar shop, dressing en femme and Church, I'd probably kill myself....well no....I'm still a bit lazy and a coward.