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Thanksgiving
#1
I want to just go to a restaurant this year. Nobody else wants to get in my boat.
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#2
I will get in that boat, I'm sick of that thanksgiving cooking shit. Or at least go to someone else's house where I don't have to do anything. I'm trying to talk my son and girlfriend to host it at their house, but they claim they don't know how to cook. Lame ass excuse.
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#3
I actually like cooking Thanksgiving dinner.  

This year it's at my house but it's not too many people -- just my mom, my niece, my sister and brother-in-law, my aunt, and two cousins.  

I've gone with a few people to restaurants on Thanksgiving in the past and really enjoyed that too.  But, I missed the leftovers.
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#4
I'm just eating a leaf of lettuce and a thimble of water for Thanksgiving. Oh god I'm such a fatty! Make that half a lettuce leaf and a droplet of water.
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#5
(11-12-2019, 09:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: I want to just go to a restaurant this year. Nobody else wants to get in my boat.
This fatty recommends Golden Corral.
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#6
(11-12-2019, 09:53 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I actually like cooking Thanksgiving dinner.  

This year it's at my house but it's not too many people -- just my mom, my niece, my sister and brother-in-law, my aunt, and two cousins.  

I've gone with a few people to restaurants on Thanksgiving in the past and really enjoyed that too.  But, I missed the leftovers.
There's supposed to be leftovers? Oink oink.
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#7
(11-12-2019, 09:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: I want to just go to a restaurant this year. Nobody else wants to get in my boat.

I'll get in that boat.
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#8
I'll man the tiller, full speed ahead mates!
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#9
Everyone come to my house! I'm not cooking, others are. I'll serve you booze.
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#10
(11-13-2019, 12:24 PM)Duchess Wrote: Everyone come to my house! I'm not cooking, others are. I'll serve you booze.
I'm not cooking either. I'm most likely going to my oldest brother and his wife's house. Or golden corral if they're going on a cruise like they did one year.

If I did come to your house though, I'd probably have to bring Ed. I'd hate to leave him in the shelter for Thanksgiving.
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#11
(11-13-2019, 12:24 PM)Duchess Wrote:  I'll serve you booze.

Do you deliver?  NH isn't that far from you, right?
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#12
I guess I should have pulled the turkey out of the freezer on Saturday.   Oops

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Tomorrow morning starts 2 days of baking and food prep.  Why the fuck do I do this every year?
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#13
Will that even fit in the oven?
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#14
(11-15-2019, 07:44 AM)cannongal Wrote: Do you deliver?  NH isn't that far from you, right?


I live on the Delmarva Peninsula. I could be enticed to deliver. Got weed?
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(11-25-2019, 02:02 PM)Maggot Wrote: Will that even fit in the oven?

It fits in the oven very nicely, thank you.   I have to take out most of the racks, make sure it's well greased and use a ratchet strap to get the door closed, but after all that it fits very nicely  Smiley_emoticons_biggrin 

(ETA- I messed up quoting again, this is in reply to Duchess's 'got weed' question)
Of course,  I even got some cannibutter, and infused oil this past trip.  Going to be making cookies and brownies to share with the guests that I actually like.
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#16
(11-25-2019, 04:30 PM)cannongal Wrote:   Going to be making cookies and brownies to share with the guests that I actually like.


My friend M used to do that quite a bit and I was always the only one who could never get off like that. WTF is up with THAT?

I'm a happy little pothead, just give me a joint or a bowl and I'm good to go. Awink  
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#17
I'm doing scallops & bacon with a maple syrup garlic sauce for around noon. Large scallops with 12 strip bacon with 2 brushes of maple glaze w/soy/garlic/butters&p Maybe chopped pistachio.

Should be done around noon with turkey and stuff later. Idiots didn't like my restaurant thing.Fuckers. I may make glazed baby carrots but may get lazy and use an orange marmalade.
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#18
I'm bringing two store bought pies for Thanksgiving dinner.
One apple, one poisoned one for my Sister in law.
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#19
Some people go all out with their veggies   hah

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#20
Thats kinda cool.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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