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For Hotd's eyes only!
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#1
11-18-2019, 02:48 PM
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#2
11-18-2019, 03:27 PM
You asshole.
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#3
11-18-2019, 03:31 PM
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What the hell is going on there anyway?

Looks like someone pulled the old glue-n-feathers in the shoe prank.
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11-18-2019, 03:46 PM
On retrospect this was quite callous of me to post.
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11-18-2019, 03:55 PM
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#6
11-18-2019, 04:51 PM
Holy fuckity fuck! *heaves*

I hope she rubs every belly but yours!
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#7
11-18-2019, 06:38 PM
(11-18-2019, 03:46 PM)BigMark Wrote: On retrospect this was quite callous of me to post.
Toe-tally. I foot in your general direction.
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11-18-2019, 06:49 PM
Bunch of nosey mother fuckers around here.
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11-18-2019, 09:21 PM
(11-18-2019, 06:49 PM)BigMark Wrote: Bunch of nosey mother fuckers around here.

I don't think anyone expected nose pics (see what I did there?).

The nosy motherfuckas probably assumed you wanted to show me your rubbable belly or your biker ass rash or something good like that.

Instead we get funky fucking foot scraping. Tease.
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11-18-2019, 10:52 PM
That's wax. Probably vanilla scented.
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11-18-2019, 11:01 PM
(11-18-2019, 03:27 PM)Rootilda Wrote: You asshole.
You  need to get out and take a spa day. It's a goddamn parrafin foot treatment. Leaves em silky smooth.
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11-19-2019, 01:18 AM
Thanks Sally but it's pretty fucking obvious her foot isn't getting whittled down by Geppetto. I wouldn't want to see someone getting their snatch waxed either.
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11-19-2019, 09:06 AM
(11-19-2019, 01:18 AM)Rootilda Wrote: I wouldn't want to see someone getting their snatch waxed either.

Don't even think about it, Biggie.
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11-19-2019, 11:21 AM
I don't have a snatch.
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11-19-2019, 11:31 AM
(11-19-2019, 11:21 AM)BigMark Wrote: I don't have a snatch.

So noted.  I meant don't even think about it in terms of starting another pictorial thread.
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11-19-2019, 11:45 AM
(11-19-2019, 09:06 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Don't even think about it, Biggie.


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I once used something called Baby Feet. You stick your feet in booties (for several minutes)that have been treated and then all the dead skin is supposed to peel off. It takes days after the booties for it to work. It's gross but it works.
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11-19-2019, 11:49 AM
I'm so confused, am I supposed to wax my snatch or not?
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11-19-2019, 11:52 AM
Get a Brazilian, Mark. You'll love it.
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11-19-2019, 06:18 PM
(11-19-2019, 11:45 AM)Duchess Wrote:
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I once used something called Baby Feet. You stick your feet in booties (for several minutes)that have been treated and then all the dead skin is supposed to peel off. It takes days after the booties for it to work. It's gross but it works.
I like the one where you stick your feet in a bucket filled with water and fish and the fish nibble your dead skin off your feet. Never tried it, but it sounds fun.
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#20
11-20-2019, 01:54 AM
Kelly Clarkson!
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