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DON"T LOOK NOW, Florida SANTA IS . . . . . .
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11-25-2019, 08:57 PM
   C'omin to Town!   hah


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11-26-2019, 05:08 AM
Hot!

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11-26-2019, 10:07 AM
Rub that fucking belly.
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11-26-2019, 11:07 AM
Fuck dat Santa. He's a fraud. Hide your wife & kids.
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#5
11-26-2019, 11:38 AM
Well it is hot here and how were you expecting Santa to look under his red suit?
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#6
11-26-2019, 12:03 PM
*gasp* I don't think about what is under Santa's suit.

THIS is Santa & Mrs. Claus.

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11-26-2019, 01:26 PM
(11-26-2019, 12:03 PM)Duchess Wrote: *gasp* I don't think about what is under Santa's suit.

THIS is Santa & Mrs. Claus.

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Mrs. Claus looks like a bitch.  She needs to be in the kitchen making cookies for that skinny dude trying to pass himself off as Santa.
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11-26-2019, 11:19 PM
Or bent over a yule log.
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11-27-2019, 10:59 AM
You're a dirty dog, does everything have to be about sex?
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11-27-2019, 12:04 PM
I don't see why not. like when the song says "Santa claus is comming" what else could that mean?
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11-27-2019, 12:18 PM
(11-26-2019, 01:26 PM)cannongal Wrote: Mrs. Claus looks like a bitch.  She needs to be in the kitchen making cookies for that skinny dude trying to pass himself off as Santa.


That's Kurt Russell & Goldie Hawn, you boob.
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11-27-2019, 02:04 PM
(11-27-2019, 12:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-26-2019, 01:26 PM)cannongal Wrote: Mrs. Claus looks like a bitch.  She needs to be in the kitchen making cookies for that skinny dude trying to pass himself off as Santa.


That's Kurt Russell & Goldie Hawn, you boob.

hah  Damn, I'm blind- or I still expect them to look like they did in 'Overboard'.   I  thought it was some picture you dug up from the friggin Hallmark Channel.
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11-27-2019, 02:11 PM
(11-27-2019, 02:04 PM)cannongal Wrote: hah  Damn, I'm blind- or I still expect them to look like they did in 'Overboard'.  


They seem like a really great couple, they've been together forever. I sometimes see them in that gossip rag The Daily Mail and they are always laughing & holding hands and from looking at Kate Hudson's Instagram, they are all very family oriented. It's nice to see.
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11-19-2020, 08:37 PM
             Hangin TEN To TOWN

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11-19-2020, 09:28 PM
We have pleasant weather right now.
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11-19-2020, 09:47 PM
(11-19-2020, 09:28 PM)sally Wrote: We have pleasant weather right now.

Yes finally, it's been in the mid to upper 70's the last few days here, with humidity in the mid to upper 60's!

But the low to mid 80's are predicted to come back.
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11-19-2020, 11:40 PM
I'm at camp wilderness, the weather should be back to miserable by Thanksgiving. So far we are lucky. My daughter just took me on a tour telling me about all of the haunted lots while pretending to be a ghost tour guide. We got lost and it would have been a lot fucking easier just to take the golf cart.
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11-20-2020, 11:01 AM
Today is Goldy Hawns birthday............She is 75
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11-20-2020, 08:06 PM
(11-20-2020, 11:01 AM)Maggot Wrote: Today is Goldy Hawns birthday............She is 75
Wow,   I didn't realize that she was that old.   I'm kinda sad now.
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#20
11-20-2020, 08:23 PM
Debra Harry is older.
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