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DON"T LOOK NOW, Florida SANTA IS . . . . . .
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   C'omin to Town!   hah


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#2
Hot!
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#3
Rub that fucking belly.
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#4
Fuck dat Santa. He's a fraud. Hide your wife & kids.
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#5
Well it is hot here and how were you expecting Santa to look under his red suit?
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#6
*gasp* I don't think about what is under Santa's suit.

THIS is Santa & Mrs. Claus.

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(11-26-2019, 12:03 PM)Duchess Wrote: *gasp* I don't think about what is under Santa's suit.

THIS is Santa & Mrs. Claus.

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Mrs. Claus looks like a bitch.  She needs to be in the kitchen making cookies for that skinny dude trying to pass himself off as Santa.
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#8
Or bent over a yule log.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#9
You're a dirty dog, does everything have to be about sex?
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#10
I don't see why not. like when the song says "Santa claus is comming" what else could that mean?
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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(11-26-2019, 01:26 PM)cannongal Wrote: Mrs. Claus looks like a bitch.  She needs to be in the kitchen making cookies for that skinny dude trying to pass himself off as Santa.


That's Kurt Russell & Goldie Hawn, you boob.
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(11-27-2019, 12:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-26-2019, 01:26 PM)cannongal Wrote: Mrs. Claus looks like a bitch.  She needs to be in the kitchen making cookies for that skinny dude trying to pass himself off as Santa.


That's Kurt Russell & Goldie Hawn, you boob.

hah  Damn, I'm blind- or I still expect them to look like they did in 'Overboard'.   I  thought it was some picture you dug up from the friggin Hallmark Channel.
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(11-27-2019, 02:04 PM)cannongal Wrote: hah  Damn, I'm blind- or I still expect them to look like they did in 'Overboard'.  


They seem like a really great couple, they've been together forever. I sometimes see them in that gossip rag The Daily Mail and they are always laughing & holding hands and from looking at Kate Hudson's Instagram, they are all very family oriented. It's nice to see.
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