Hey Duchess

[Maggot]

You old bat......................................

A song for you. 
Because of your age and all. 

[Duchess]

Whippersnapper. Be a good Catholic boy and respect your elders.  

[Duchess]

    I watched. Catchy tune. When the guy pulled out the blower, I saw myself. That was a Duchess move. You think I kid. I love my little blower, I use it all year long.

[Maggot]

The secretary at work was all excited about it and said she couldn't get it out of her head. That's when I thought of you.