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the 2020 trivial drivel thread
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#281
07-21-2020, 11:20 PM
(07-21-2020, 04:40 PM)BigMark Wrote: I'm pretty sure my parents marriage was frowned upon.
Well better than your birth I guess.
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07-22-2020, 06:20 PM
I just googled 'can a penis fart' based on a meme that I came across.
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#283
07-22-2020, 07:39 PM
You're stranger than you actually put out there. I like that though.
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07-26-2020, 11:14 AM
I went outside to mow the lawn and it's already 90deg out. Screw that I'm going in the pool on my floaty and drinking a beer, the cooler will be close to the side for medicinal purposes.
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07-26-2020, 01:55 PM
I'm so warped. I've seen this a few times now & every time she gets knocked on her ass I laugh.


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07-26-2020, 04:03 PM
Her "singed eyebrows" will make her easy to find! hah
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07-26-2020, 04:38 PM
That happened to me at a restaurant I cooked at. I turned the pilot light on the broiler and started doing something else, forgot how much time went buy, went back and lit it like a dumbass and kaboom. I thought I was a goner. It cinged my eyebrows and lashes, but not too bad.
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07-26-2020, 04:48 PM
You are a cinner.
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07-26-2020, 07:33 PM
I just saw a condor eating a popsicle. It's the biggest bird I've ever seen. 
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07-26-2020, 09:17 PM
You don't see that everyday when you go outside.
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07-26-2020, 09:47 PM
Swimming naked is very liberating. It's not very exciting but I've graduated to using a bathrobe. Once I was swimming around and a raccoon decided to walk along the edge of the pool but that was the most exciting thing. I just got done swimming and this is the first time this year I've swam naked. I will probably do it every night this week. I LOVE it.
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07-26-2020, 10:46 PM
Where are your kids? I doubt they want to see you butt ass naked in the pool.
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07-27-2020, 06:58 AM
It's hard to see from the house
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07-27-2020, 11:08 AM
The water must be cold.
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07-27-2020, 11:59 AM
My favorite time to go skinny dipping is in the dark just before dawn.
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07-27-2020, 12:22 PM
Swimming naked is great.

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07-27-2020, 01:46 PM
Holy moly, Black Friday & Thanksgiving are trending. It's still July!
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07-27-2020, 03:29 PM
(07-27-2020, 01:46 PM)Duchess Wrote: Holy moly, Black Friday & Thanksgiving are trending. It's still July!
That's because Walmart announced they are closing for Black Friday.
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07-27-2020, 03:46 PM
(07-27-2020, 03:29 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-27-2020, 01:46 PM)Duchess Wrote: Holy moly, Black Friday & Thanksgiving are trending. It's still July!
That's because Walmart announced they are closing for Black Friday.

In today's world calling it "black Friday" might get some stores torched.
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07-27-2020, 03:49 PM
Color neutral Friday you boorish clod!
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