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the 2020 trivial drivel thread
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08-10-2020, 11:02 AM
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08-10-2020, 11:31 AM
I LOVE the idea of you as my bitch!   27
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08-10-2020, 11:43 AM
(08-10-2020, 05:11 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(08-09-2020, 09:42 PM)Rootilda Wrote: Yeah, it was a face swap app and my face was put over the actors' in Cats.  Seriously creepy.

It sounds fun & hilarious. I thought it was blood spraying farts or some shit like that.  

That'd be a bit much, even for me.
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08-10-2020, 02:42 PM
It's all fun and games until you fart a red rorschach.
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08-10-2020, 03:00 PM
I had no idea my anal fissure would turn you on so much, it's all you can talk about.
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08-10-2020, 03:12 PM
It made my boner a loner.
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08-10-2020, 04:26 PM
Do you fantasize of bloody streaks on your lonely boner? You seem the type.
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08-10-2020, 05:00 PM
If it happens it happens but prefer it not too.
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08-10-2020, 08:58 PM
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08-10-2020, 09:05 PM
Simon broke his coxes after the bike got away from him.  hah Yeah he broke his back alright. He fell on his dumb ass. A broke back sounds better especially in Hollywood.
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08-10-2020, 09:37 PM
I did that skydiving, hurt for a year.
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08-12-2020, 01:23 AM
Don't piss me off, I'll body slam you.

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08-12-2020, 04:55 PM
So Guess who got summoned for Jury Duty today, 3 guess, first two don't count! hah

Man my town is really screwed up, last time I did Jury Duty was close to 20 years ago!

I did my Jury Duty, served at least a dozen times over the years.

Letter said I have to respond, "it's the law"!

I will respond, count me out, I won't be available! Have a nice day. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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08-12-2020, 05:06 PM
(08-12-2020, 04:55 PM)Carsman Wrote: So Guess who got summoned for Jury Duty today, 3 guess, first two don't count! hah

Man my town is really screwed up, last time I did Jury Duty was close to 20 years ago!

I did my Jury Duty, served at least a dozen times over the years.

Letter said I have to respond, "it's the law"!

I will respond, count me out, I won't be available! Have a nice day. Smiley_emoticons_smile
I've never done Jury Duty. I got a summons once that said to call a certain number the day before to see if you needed to go to the Courthouse. I wasn't needed. I've never got any other summons for jury duty.
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08-12-2020, 06:30 PM
You put the perjury in jury.
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08-12-2020, 07:54 PM
(08-12-2020, 05:06 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-12-2020, 04:55 PM)Carsman Wrote: So Guess who got summoned for Jury Duty today, 3 guess, first two don't count! hah

Man my town is really screwed up, last time I did Jury Duty was close to 20 years ago!

I did my Jury Duty, served at least a dozen times over the years.

Letter said I have to respond, "it's the law"!

I will respond, count me out, I won't be available! Have a nice day. Smiley_emoticons_smile
I've never done Jury Duty. I got a summons once that said to call a certain number the day before to see if you needed to go to the Courthouse. I wasn't needed. I've never got any other summons for jury duty.


That was a dozen or more times I served, that was not counting the over dozen or more times I was summoned,
but excused when I called to see if I was needed. (They summoned me like every 16 to 18 months)
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08-12-2020, 08:00 PM
Just say you hate fags, niggers, whites, cops, lawyers and you will be fine.
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08-13-2020, 12:21 AM
I have never got to serve either due to jobs or -being in the mountains-and then when I was able to do it, they didn't need me!

My favorite tho was when I did live in the mountain and wrote them a long letter of what it would take for me to serve. In order to call and be available for Monday, I would have to ride the boat down on Sunday and then be "out" for a whole week mostly unable to do my job remotely and then return the following Sunday or whenever the time was over. I got excused.

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08-13-2020, 12:23 AM
(08-08-2020, 04:15 PM)MirahM Wrote:
(08-07-2020, 10:14 PM)MirahM Wrote:
(08-06-2020, 11:35 PM)BigMark Wrote: Do you have a passport?

Its not updated.
I already live far enough away from my family.
I am going to be spending Sat-Mon with my sister. Help me Lord. I will need to start drinking and smoking again.

Both of my sisters are going through rough times and I have been their sounding board for the last couple of weeks. I am going into the mountains at the end of August. No family time!

I always find it wierd when I feel like my life is going fine and then the shit hits the fan for others. I guess its nice to have that balance, but it always makes me feel wierd.

I somehow magically survived the time with my sister AND I HAD FUN!
AND I feel like I actually had a little mini-vacation.

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08-13-2020, 08:21 PM
That's great! Sometimes the people I haven't seen in years are the best ones to hang out with, family or not it's all about getting along and having fun. It sucks that it's usually at a funeral or something.
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