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the 2020 trivial drivel thread
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#621
12-11-2020, 05:36 PM
Well, I never thought i'd like to slap the ass of a 55 year old woman but here we fucking are.
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12-11-2020, 06:50 PM
(11-27-2020, 05:19 PM)Duchess Wrote: I saw this and thought of Roo. I think she was the first person who posted a pic of that darling creature and now I associate it with her. Cheers!

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(11-27-2020, 05:29 PM)Rootilda Wrote: Love that.

I was looking for something else last week and stumbled on this. I had to buy it of course.

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Oh fuck,  the crazy cat lady likes baby yoda?   I'm going back to liking dream catcher's for Christmas.
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#623
12-13-2020, 09:13 AM
Good Lord! You sure do have a boner for Roo. 

Here, have some fun. Do you see Cookie Monster? Mockers, do you see him?

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12-13-2020, 09:26 AM
yes, and a toilet seat for someone with an enlarged left testicle.
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12-13-2020, 11:21 AM
Yes hah hah hah 


Fuckin Blasphemy! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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12-13-2020, 11:47 AM
(12-13-2020, 11:21 AM)Carsman Wrote: Fuckin Blasphemy! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin


I very briefly considered that, but I know from past experience that God gets me so I'm not concerned.
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12-13-2020, 02:01 PM
I'm on my way to look at my Daughters furnace it's not working and I'm hoping that it's just the batteries in the thermostat or the blower just needs to be reset. I'm taking a bunch of nozzles with me just in case and am not sure which one I need. She has a fireplace and electric heaters but the furnace should really be running this time of year.
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12-13-2020, 02:22 PM
Why dont people have central heat and air up north? My aunt has a gas furnace, but no AC. She has a window AC.
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12-13-2020, 02:58 PM
(12-13-2020, 02:22 PM)sally Wrote: Why dont people have central heat and air up north? My aunt has a gas furnace, but no AC. She has a window AC.
A lot of the buildings at least here are really fucking old and have been retrofitted over the years. And A/C isn't quite the dire need in the north. Hot for us is when it scratches 90 like 3 days a year.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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12-13-2020, 04:17 PM
(12-13-2020, 02:58 PM)Donovan Wrote:
(12-13-2020, 02:22 PM)sally Wrote: Why dont people have central heat and air up north? My aunt has a gas furnace, but no AC. She has a window AC.
A lot of the buildings at least here are really fucking old and have been retrofitted over the years. And A/C isn't quite the dire need in the north. Hot for us is when it scratches 90 like 3 days a year.


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12-13-2020, 06:45 PM
(12-13-2020, 02:22 PM)sally Wrote: Why dont people have central heat and air up north? My aunt has a gas furnace, but no AC. She has a window AC.

Same reason you don't have a snow shovel.

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12-13-2020, 07:16 PM
That's not a good comparison. It gets hot up north, anything over 75 and I'm miserable inside of my house. And 75 is pushing it.
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12-13-2020, 08:54 PM
Guess who.

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12-13-2020, 08:55 PM
All done, she had called the people that take care of the heat yesterday and they couldn't get a tech there till Monday. She is at my Dads camp and nobody has been there in the Winter since 2013 I got the furnace running in November and it seamed fine. 

I'm glad I brought the nozzles but they were useless. I did bring my old fucks drill bits though. They are really tiny bits that once the nozzle is taken off you sit at a kitchen table have a beer and clean the fucking thing. You put it back in and everything is fine. Many young people will say that its on order and will be installed in 2 days. I'm an old fuck but I know if it's fucking cold outside you need to fix the problem then order the part.


They don't care, their not cold. Anyways it's working now and maybe I will send my Sister the bill.  hah Yeah right!
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12-13-2020, 08:59 PM
Community organizer?
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12-13-2020, 09:28 PM
Good guess.
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12-13-2020, 09:45 PM
(12-13-2020, 06:45 PM)MirahM Wrote:
(12-13-2020, 02:22 PM)sally Wrote: Why dont people have central heat and air up north? My aunt has a gas furnace, but no AC. She has a window AC.

Same reason you don't have a snow shovel.

I just fixed a freakin Central heat. Add a condenser and an A coil if you want central AC. It cost maybe 500.00 but you the idiot will get charged 7000.00

Just Sayin...............my bill on a Sunday should be 800.00 the trick is to satisfy the customer, They want heat............NOW!

But a customer that buys tons of shit maybe 400.00 The small guy gets the shaft because he is only buying one item. Or a one time service.
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12-13-2020, 09:54 PM
I dont even know if my heat works anymore. The last time I turned it on was in 2002 when we had that snow storm. We had snow flurries for like 5 seconds.
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12-13-2020, 10:02 PM
Dont worry that was 10 years ago if it gets cold and you want your heat on dbl check that its not "Ductboard" they love that shit in Fla. I used to make it and am probably the last guy in N.E. that can make real fittings with it.

But anyways just so you know that critters love the smell of "ductboard" and when its been sitting for...............

You may want to check out the "passagways" snakes love that stuff.  


Good luck and hope to see you again!  116   

Maybe just turn it on and listen for movement.
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12-13-2020, 10:14 PM
It was 40 this morning when I started my ride.
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