the 2020 trivial drivel thread

[Maggot]

I can't believe they're still together after all the shit they've been through!

[HairOfTheDog]

I really missed Duchess in here today.

[Duchess]

I really missed Duchess in here today.

  Here I am! I've been sick. I poked my head in a couple times to make sure everything was okay but I mostly slept. I'm fine, just a cold. It kicked my ass.

[HairOfTheDog]

I really missed Duchess in here today.

  Here I am! I've been sick. I poked my head in a couple times to make sure everything was okay but I mostly slept. I'm fine, just a cold. It kicked my ass.

I'm glad you're back and hope you're 100% well soon, Duchess.  

[Duchess]

I hear mowers and weed whackers.

[Clang McFly]

I hear vacuum cleaners. Must be doing extra cleaning because of the coronavirus

[Maggot]

I can't believe they're still together after all the shit they've been through!

Clang........you never "inquired within" on this one.

[Duchess]

I wish I had a little more oomph. The weather has been so nice and I'd sorta like to pull out the pressure washer and maybe do some raking too.

[Maggot]

Don't worry just when you say "Yup, today's the day" It will start raining. That would be my luck.

[Clang McFly]

I can't believe they're still together after all the shit they've been through!

Clang........you never "inquired within" on this one.

Oh Sorry I must have missed something. I'm not sure who you were referring to as the couple that is still together and the shit they have been through.

[Clang McFly]

I wish I had a little more oomph. The weather has been so nice and I'd sorta like to pull out the pressure washer and maybe do some raking too.

It's only day one and I'm already bored of my Netflix and Amazon Prime. I want some soda. I'm probably going to throw on some clothes and walk across the street to do some shopping.

[Maggot]

 ............Now i'm not gonna tell you unless you send B.M. a PM with your hairy tits in it.

[Clang McFly]

 ............Now i'm not gonna tell you unless you send B.M. a PM with your hairy tits in it.

Well no need for that. Just click the link in my signature. My hairy tits are in there somewhere. Maybe with my time off I'll finally figure out how to post a pic.

[Maggot]

So you were finally caught at work forgetting you still had makeup on. Serves you right you creepy little man-whore.

[Clang McFly]

So you were finally caught at work forgetting you still had makeup on. Serves you right you creepy little man-whore.

No I didn't. No one at work notices me. I was worried someone would notice when I Naired my body last year. Not even my friends noticed. Only my brother Ed made a comment about my shaved armpits.

[Maggot]

Just because my kid wants to do his homework and I'm heading out to get beer I'm gonna tell you who I was talking about.








































Your ass cheeks.

[Clang McFly]

Just because my kid wants to do his homework and I'm heading out to get beer I'm gonna tell you who I was talking about.








































Your ass cheeks.

Oh my.

[Duchess]

It's that time of year where I eat black jelly beans and smile big at unsuspecting people. It won't be nearly as much fun this year given there won't be anyone around who I haven't pulled this ridiculous stunt on. Bummer.

[Maggot]

I just tested my generator and it seems I need a new igniter. I can light it by hand but that sucks so I called my parts guy and he will order a new one on Monday. Second day air will put it into Wed. I hope the world can wait a few days before taking my power away.

[pyropappy]