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the 2020 trivial drivel thread
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#361
08-05-2020, 06:27 PM
This dragon is so cool.  

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#362
08-05-2020, 10:06 PM
Yeah it is!

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#363
08-06-2020, 04:50 AM
If I got trick-or-treaters out here I'd run into Home Depot and get that puppy.
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#364
08-06-2020, 12:17 PM
America has a douchebag problem. Get back under your rocks, fuckers.
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#365
08-06-2020, 10:42 PM
I missed not seeing my family in July like I usually do, so now I am planning on seeing them this weekend and after sitting on the phone with each of them to figure out the plans I am already tired of them and want to go on vacation away, far far away from them Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

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#366
08-06-2020, 11:35 PM
Do you have a passport?
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#367
08-07-2020, 10:37 AM
There aren't many countries willing to allow Americans in during the plague.
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08-07-2020, 03:11 PM

So . . . . . . . . we went to Carvel this afternoon, and I went in and got us 2 soft ice cream Sundays, the Mrs & I both ate them in the car, (ate over towels) with the A/C & radio music on!

Very relaxing! Good to get out, just can't say out in the fresh air!

Heat index made it feel like 108!!!
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08-07-2020, 03:27 PM
We can't go anywhere. We've been reduced to our only joy in life is going out to Carvel for soft serve sundaes.
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08-07-2020, 03:32 PM
And reading about the epidemic of leaky anus on the forum.
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08-07-2020, 04:55 PM
No leaky anus, no leaky anus, YOU'RE THE LEAKY ANUS.
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08-07-2020, 05:36 PM
I believe Maggot said he has a leaky anus as well. Luckily this is one problem I do not have.
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#373
08-07-2020, 05:50 PM
Me either, but it's not going to keep me from worrying that I'll get one after having read all that.
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08-07-2020, 06:54 PM
(08-07-2020, 03:27 PM)sally Wrote: We can't go anywhere. We've been reduced to our only joy in life is going out to Carvel for soft serve sundaes.


Hey at least the two others in there had masks on, as well as the two workers, and myself,

and we stayed a minimum of 10 feet apart! (except to pay, then 3 to 4 feet apart for a minute or so)
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08-07-2020, 08:00 PM
(08-07-2020, 05:36 PM)sally Wrote: I believe Maggot said he has a leaky anus as well. Luckily this is one problem I do not have.

My anus is fine now. No more leaky anus here.  hah There was a time when nothing was coming out my butt hole. It's working like a well oiled clock now.  Maybe to well ........... Twat   butt hole sniffers. How the fuck did this devolve to this? I blame Clang it's all HIS fault. Lets get back to picking on his ass.
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08-07-2020, 08:32 PM
(08-07-2020, 08:00 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(08-07-2020, 05:36 PM)sally Wrote: I believe Maggot said he has a leaky anus as well. Luckily this is one problem I do not have.

My anus is fine now. No more leaky anus here.  hah There was a time when nothing was coming out my butt hole. It's working like a well oiled clock now.  Maybe to well ........... Twat   butt hole sniffers. How the fuck did this devolve to this? I blame Clang it's all HIS fault. Lets get back to picking on his ass.
I blame Trump. Let's get back to picking on his ample ass.
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08-07-2020, 09:11 PM
Ingrown hair?
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08-07-2020, 10:14 PM
(08-06-2020, 11:35 PM)BigMark Wrote: Do you have a passport?

Its not updated.
I already live far enough away from my family.
I am going to be spending Sat-Mon with my sister. Help me Lord. I will need to start drinking and smoking again.

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08-07-2020, 10:41 PM
That means no, EXPIRED is not updated.
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08-07-2020, 10:42 PM
(08-07-2020, 08:00 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(08-07-2020, 05:36 PM)sally Wrote: I believe Maggot said he has a leaky anus as well. Luckily this is one problem I do not have.

My anus is fine now. No more leaky anus here.  hah There was a time when nothing was coming out my butt hole. It's working like a well oiled clock now.  Maybe to well ........... Twat   butt hole sniffers. How the fuck did this devolve to this? I blame Clang it's all HIS fault. Lets get back to picking on his ass.
When I was 11 years old I almost bled to death and was passing blood clots the size of grapefruits. I had to have 12 blood transfusions. It can't compare to anal clogs or leakages or fissures, but just as disgusting.
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