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The form on that spanking is so lackluster.
Firstly the spanker needs to be seated, with the spankee prone. Secondly there's not nearly enough BBS - beat between spanks. Where's the anticipation? The slow build? How seductive can you be when the recipient can expect each strike? Thirdly, and probably most important, there's no cool down period. The soft caress, gentle touch, as if to reassure that everything will be okay. Maybe that was it. Maybe the punishment is over. Plus those fingertips seem to be wandering.
Or so I've read.
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when it makes the fire burn brighter...
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(09-06-2020, 09:35 PM)BigMark Wrote: (08-30-2020, 09:32 PM)cannongal Wrote: Great, i have a rabid fox hell bent on my chicken coop. Time to annoy the neighbors with some artillery.
Is that code for biting his dick off?
They have support groups for men with dick biting fetishes, such as yourself. They even have fleshlights with teeth.
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I just saw a WOLF coffee maker and it's pretty fuckin' spectacular.
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Seriously considering just outright home schooling the grandbrats. This 'remote learning ' bullshit is a clusterfrack of confusion. Between infinite campus, Google classroom, and the dozens of other websites that the teachers are insisting we use. Each grandbrat now has 3 pages of log in screen names and passwords. I've made 4 copies of each set, and one of the copies went into my firesafe. Jebus, I have never been more confused in my life.
Now the school wants me to get a YMCA membership, because that's where physical fitness will take place.
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January 1, 2020 seems like years ago.
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(09-10-2020, 04:28 PM)cannongal Wrote: Seriously considering just outright home schooling the grandbrats. This 'remote learning ' bullshit is a clusterfrack of confusion. Between infinite campus, Google classroom, and the dozens of other websites that the teachers are insisting we use. Each grandbrat now has 3 pages of log in screen names and passwords. I've made 4 copies of each set, and one of the copies went into my firesafe. Jebus, I have never been more confused in my life.
Now the school wants me to get a YMCA membership, because that's where physical fitness will take place. It's a mess for the teachers too, I dont know how much more complicated they could make it. When my daughter had to finish the remainder of the last school year doing remote learning I wanted to rip my hair out.
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You would think people that were sitting at home baking cookies would have a plan ready, but I guess that's tough. It's a good thing they're not politicians, or maybe they are.
This system they came up with IS complicated. Good thing it's not a "pay for performance" type thing.
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Hard for the teachers to make a plan, when the school board changes the parameters weekly. Even harder for those of us who have very recently been granted custody of said children, and therefore haven't been kept in the email loops from the schools.
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Is Maggot talking about the teachers? Sitting at home baking cookies?
Really?
Man I have friends who are parents and teachers and some who are both! This is a giant cluster and they are trying so hard.
Cannon I can't even imagine that-3 pages of log ins, seriously that is so many. I have a friend who is just teaching her kid local history and practical lessons!  YMCA? I would just say, "Takin my kid for a hike today" or that we played in the yard and got our excersise, why does everything have to be so rigid and planned out like that-DRIVES ME CRAZY!
But good thing it doesn't affect Maggot. He can't imagine this being difficult at all,
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The State virtual school is not difficult at all, my daughter went bowling this morning with her dad and then finished her lessons this evening. It's the shitshow that the public school boards pulled together real fast. My friend is teaching online highschool and she's ready to quit.
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(09-10-2020, 09:17 PM)MirahM Wrote: Is Maggot talking about the teachers? Sitting at home baking cookies?
Really?
Man I have friends who are parents and teachers and some who are both! This is a giant cluster and they are trying so hard.
Cannon I can't even imagine that-3 pages of log ins, seriously that is so many. I have a friend who is just teaching her kid local history and practical lessons! YMCA? I would just say, "Takin my kid for a hike today" or that we played in the yard and got our excersise, why does everything have to be so rigid and planned out like that-DRIVES ME CRAZY!
But good thing it doesn't affect Maggot. He can't imagine this being difficult at all,
I'm not sure if 3 pages of log ins is the norm, or if it's because both of my grandbrats have IEPs. Some of the websites appear to be specifically designed for sped ed.
I told the school that I'm not joining the YMCA, unless they pay for it. It's income based, and would be $300.00 a Month for the 2 kids. I've already had to buy new clothing, shoes, and laptops for each kid, along with school supplies, which has put a serious dent in our savings account. Losing another 300 a month is not fucking happening.
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Does anyone reading this have Apple TV? I don't watch much actual television and I don't think I was aware of Apple TV, but I got a free year of it with my new computer. It's not something I'd pay for and I'm wondering if y'all find it appealing. I haven't activated it yet.
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It's free, activate it, and you judge if it's any good! If not dump it! Cost you nothing but a little time. 
(I need a new computer too, someday I'll get off my ass and get one, except I don't like change also, having to learn new features of new computer is a pia)
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I got it free with a purchase too. You definitely need to watch The Mandalorian.
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Shit, I just realized that The Mandalorian is on Disney. I don't know why I get those two mixed up... so no, I can't think of anything on Apple worth watching.
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Thanks! I'll check it out. Space cowboys, huh?
Is this show where that cute little creature comes from?
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