THIS SMELLS LIKE MY VAGINA
#1
hah  That's exactly what this candle is called and it sells for $75. When I first heard about it I thought it was a joke but it's actually a thing.

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#2
I totally bought one.






For Sally.

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#3
It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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#4
Gweneth Paltrol sure is a weird pot head.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#5
In my experience genitals don't really smell good unless straight out of the shower. I'd prefer a cranberry scent myself.
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(01-14-2020, 06:56 PM)Duchess Wrote: hah  That's exactly what this candle is called and it sells for $75. When I first heard about it I thought it was a joke but it's actually a thing.

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Holy Moses!....I can almost smell the burning bush.
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(01-14-2020, 09:36 PM)sally Wrote: In my experience genitals don't really smell good unless straight out of the shower. I'd prefer a cranberry scent myself.

Genitals shouldn’t smell at all if they are healthy and clean. If you got that fishy smell, something fishy is going on..
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#8
You don't want fish tasting like chicken but you don't want it smelling like rotten clams either, just a hint is nice.
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#9
Scent for Blushing Brides   Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

                                (25 $)

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#10
Just because.
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#11
Gina
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#12
(01-15-2020, 12:10 AM)crash Wrote:
(01-14-2020, 09:36 PM)sally Wrote: In my experience genitals don't really smell good unless straight out of the shower. I'd prefer a cranberry scent myself.

Genitals shouldn’t smell at all if they are healthy and clean. If you got that fishy smell, something fishy is going on..

I pee myself often so while it doesn't smell fishy, it smells pissy. I went down the elevator at the hotel the other day and had to come right back up because I pissed myself in the lobby.After three kids my bladder is done. Better than shitting myself I guess.
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#13
Way, waaaaay better.
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#14
It's like I have no warning. All of the sudden when I have to pee I have to pee now.
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#15
Sally is 70 or something. But I guess that depends on the calendar.   


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#16
That's next.
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#17
Sometimes when I piss I'm so impatient that I flush the urinal before I'm even done.
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#18
Car's genitals smell of mothballs and talcum powder.
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#19
It's just a lucky guess.
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#20
I keep my meat wallet tidy.
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