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Family Secrets
#1
Do you have family secrets in your family growing up or your own family?


I just learned of a possible brother I might have. I think I've shared quite a bit about my family. I always think the surprises are done with and then I hear this. I am very curioius to see what we will find out.
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#2
* bi curious.
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#3
My Dad once mentioned he did something bad that almost cost him his first job. When I pressed him for details he said "i don't want to talk about it." So i never asked him about it again. I guess he'll eventually take the secret to his grave.
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#4
When my Dad was in the Air Force as an MP he had to guard the queer barracks. He hated it and I read in some letters he wrote to my Mother that he just let them "have at it" and didn't really mingle with them. He did that for 4 months until he ended up flattening one that gave him a hard time. He was a big guy so they just transferred him. This was back in 56 though.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#5
I dont think that we have any family secrets, everyone just lets their craziness shine. I never met my grandpa, but according to my mom and her sister he was an evil man who beat and raped them until they got their periods. And their oldest sister who I never met just willingly fucked him. Yeah, that's something I would have been ok with just staying a secret.
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#6
It fucked my mom up in the head really good, but she still managed to be a good mom and grandma. Just a bit nutty.
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#7
My father also had a fucked up childhood, his parents were extreme fire and brimstone holy rollers and beat the shit out of him all the time.
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#8
My dad used to beat the fuck out of me when my older brothers weren't.
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#9
Out of three kids I only ever hit one, and that was my son for calling me a fucking bitch one morning when I was telling him to get ready for school. I smacked him right in the mouth. Other than that physical punishment always seemed weird to me. Usually all it took was my husband to raise his voice if they were acting like assholes.
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#10
I think Sally is a gypsy. Probably born on the wagon in a traveling show, her mama used to dance for the money they'd throw, Papa would do whatever he could, preach a little gospel sell a few bottles of doctor good.........
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#11
When we went to Hungary my husband left me at his uncle's house while they went somewhere and I thought it would be ok to walk to the convenience store down the street. A gang of Romanian punk ass gypsies followed me back and made give them all my cigarettes and beer I just bought. I was pissed.
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#12
I'm surprised your EBT card worked there.
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#13
My son is 13 last November. He went to a doctors appt this week and he is 6'3" today. His Great Grandfather was 7'2" I can still take him out still.  Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#14
It's a blessing and a curse.
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#15
(02-09-2020, 09:52 PM)BigMark Wrote: I'm surprised your EBT card worked there.
Bitch please.
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#16
(02-15-2020, 10:39 AM)Maggot Wrote: My son is 13 last November. He went to a doctors appt this week and he is 6'3" today. His Great Grandfather was 7'2" I can still take him out still.  Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
That's tall for a 13 year old kid, what did the doctor say? Is he going through puberty yet? The bones begin to fuse together shortly after puberty which stops growth, but if he is a late bloomer then he is going to be a tall motherfucker, not that he already isn't.
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#17
My oldest was 6'2"  at 13.  Now he's 23 and 6'9".    I had the hardest time finding pants for the kid.   28" waist, 36" leg.  Size 15 shoe. (At least I could buy those at red barn,  the pants I had to order online)
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#18
(02-15-2020, 06:56 PM)cannongal Wrote: My oldest was 6'2"  at 13.  Now he's 23 and 6'9".    I had the hardest time finding pants for the kid.   28" waist, 36" leg.  Size 15 shoe. (At least I could buy those at red barn,  the pants I had to order online)

He needs new clothes every 5 months. The good thing is he doesn't give a crap what he wears. I'm lucky if I can get him to take a shower twice a week, the little grubber.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#19
(02-15-2020, 07:55 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(02-15-2020, 06:56 PM)cannongal Wrote: My oldest was 6'2"  at 13.  Now he's 23 and 6'9".    I had the hardest time finding pants for the kid.   28" waist, 36" leg.  Size 15 shoe. (At least I could buy those at red barn,  the pants I had to order online)

He needs new clothes every 5 months. The good thing is he doesn't give a crap what he wears. I'm lucky if I can get him to take a shower twice a week, the little grubber.

hah
Yeah,  I had to force my oldest to take one 3 times a week.    It's his girlfriend's job now.
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#20
I would just love to get his stink footed dopey butt pawned off on someone else. My life would be easier.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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