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Big marks ransom thread
#1
I think we should start thinking of starting a ransom fund in case he gets held up in Mexico. It may be necessary. 

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#2
Oooohhhh fun!

ThinkingThinkingThinking. Sally's hooters have got to be worth something and I think she would do whatever she could to insure Mark safe return given he's her Mock husband. So tit pix it is. Sally's boobs will save Mark.

If that doesn't work maybe it's time to break out belly rubs for all and lull them into a sense of security. I'm unsure where we go from there. I could cook, I guess. I'll feed the Mexicans.

Boobs & food should do it.
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#3
Maybe some booze, then he could wait until they are all punch drunk and sneak out by going under the trucks..........................wait.... around the trucks and head for the hills before the sun comes up.
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#4
Ugh. Why didn't I think of that. It's the easiest!
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#5
IDK bodacious boobs in a belly dance routine might take their attention away from the Gringo.
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#6
Mark's got that porn mustache going on, what if they think he's a cartel big shot? 
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#7
(02-12-2020, 02:06 PM)Maggot Wrote: Maybe some booze, then he could wait until they are all punch drunk


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#8
Mikey Dolenz is playing in the city Feb 14th. I was tempted to go but he must be old as all hell now.
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#9
(02-12-2020, 02:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: Mikey Dolenz is playing in the city Feb 14th. I was tempted to go but he must be old as all hell now.

Of the 4 Monkees he has had the longest Show Business career. 

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#10
I think he will be food poisoned and or catch the Corona virus and nothing we can do to save him.
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#11
So does that mean no boob pix?
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#12
I see you, Sally. Why in the world are you up at this time of day? 
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#13
I've been kidnapped by a lesbian bicycle gang, they are threatening to do the Mexican hat dance torture unless Sally sends some pics of her in a sheer top with a current newspaper held over her head, please Sally i'm counting on you. POR FAVOR!
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#14
Oh good,  you're alive.  Now I don't have to dig out the 13 cents and used band aid that I was going to donate to your funeral expenses.
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#15
(02-13-2020, 05:51 AM)Duchess Wrote: I see you, Sally. Why in the world are you up at this time of day? 
Because this phone kept beeping and waking me up so I went to check if someone was texting me and the phone went straight to Mock. I must have left it open. You're on the ball, I was only here for a second.
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#16
Glad to see that you're alive Biggie.  I contributed thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers.............and here you are.  It feels good to know that my contribution probably helped in your survival.  No thanks necessary though.  Smiley_emoticons_smile
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#17
I joined a FB spinone group with 10,000 members from the UK and thats why the phone was beeping. FB was alerting me everytime one of those nuts posted about their dog, which is every two seconds.
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#18
They said if you don't have a newspaper a cucumber will suffice.
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#19
Can't miss you until you've gone big fella.  Smiley_emoticons_wink
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#20
View from La Casa Del Capitan restaurant.


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