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This is a thread that you can be buzzed and say whatever you want. Drank to much? Speak out. Smoke to much? yap yap yap.
I must have sucked down a 12 pack today and now I feel damn good and I may have a few more. So without further ado lets get this shit off your chest.
I hate todays music and think that punk Bille Elish or whatever her name is truly fucked up that James Bond song. And you know what else? I/m sick of winter yeah thats right I am.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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I'm sick of loud rude gringos.
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I'm sick of people telling me I'm an ugly woman. GODDAMMIT I AM BEAUTIFUL! *shoves a fistful of tacos into his piehole and washes it down with a bottle vodka*
Burpfartvomit....
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(02-16-2020, 09:55 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm sick of people telling me I'm an ugly woman.
My brothers used to tell me, "you're pretty...UGLY! ". One day I nailed one of them with the aluminum extension of my mom's vacuum.
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Clang, you're just ugly on the inside.
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When you hit me on the head with your beer bottle.......
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(02-16-2020, 10:44 AM)BigMark Wrote: Clang, you're just ugly on the inside.
That's not what the doctor who molested my prostate said. At least I think he was a doctor. It's normal to check your prostate with two fists up the ass,right?
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(02-16-2020, 09:55 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm sick of people telling me I'm an ugly woman. GODDAMMIT I AM BEAUTIFUL! *shoves a fistful of tacos into his piehole and washes it down with a bottle vodka*
Burpfartvomit....
Why are you asking people about your womanhood? I hope you at least had some orange juice with that vodka. Folic acid is good for stretch marks.
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(02-16-2020, 12:17 PM)cannongal Wrote: (02-16-2020, 09:55 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm sick of people telling me I'm an ugly woman. GODDAMMIT I AM BEAUTIFUL! *shoves a fistful of tacos into his piehole and washes it down with a bottle vodka*
Burpfartvomit....
Why are you asking people about your womanhood? I hope you at least had some orange juice with that vodka. Folic acid is good for stretch marks.
Orange juice? The sweat Donald Jessica Trump wrings out from his toupee?
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He looks more like a Barbara.