I think I'm a lesbian again

[MirahM]

I've been working with this gal at work and she sits sooo close to me, like her legs are touching mine, her feet sometimes. I usually move because of "people's bubble space" but she has none. 
She also comments on whatever perfume I am wearing, or how my hair smells. 
OMG it drives me crazy. 

So last night I was falling asleep thinking, "Yeah, maybe I'm a lesbian after all"

AND THEN
I had the sexiest lesbian dream ever, the hottest I've ever had. OH MY GOD. I mean I am sure I may have said something out loud. I woke up and I was just like, "WOW, did I scream or say something outloud?" "Could my neighbors hear me?"

And then of course I had to go to work and there she was and I could not stop thinking about her.

I hate being attracted to people that I will never date.

Cue sally's "Ew You are Gross!"

There was one guy that was there the other day that I could have easily gone home with. For sure.

How am I ever going to settle down and find a relationship? There are very few single people in this town. I despise on line dating sites. I really don't want to find someone that way.

[Duchess]

How am I ever going to settle down and find a relationship? 

Are you on a schedule? You seem to enjoy doing what you're doing now. Go have fun, get to know your co-worker better.

[BigMark]

Scissors?

[BigMark]

Last night I had a dream a large Eskimo woman slept with us and asked permission from Mrs. Biggie to have sex with me in the morning, she then proceeded to rag doll me before she got an answer. Mrs. Biggie didn't seem to mind it being an Eskimo tradition and all.

[Maggot]

Be careful where she rubs her nose.

[BigMark]

She put the pro in proboscis.

[Maggot]

What the heck does that mean? Now I have to look it up.

[BigMark]

She put the tril in nostril.

[MirahM]

How am I ever going to settle down and find a relationship? 

Are you on a schedule? You seem to enjoy doing what you're doing now. Go have fun, get to know your co-worker better.

No.
I do enjoy life.
And thanks for that reminder.
I think going through a transistion of getting a new job has changed my routines. I need to make adjustments back to doing things that I enjoy and spending time with people I enjoy being with.

[sally]

I've been working with this gal at work and she sits sooo close to me, like her legs are touching mine, her feet sometimes. I usually move because of "people's bubble space" but she has none. 
She also comments on whatever perfume I am wearing, or how my hair smells. 
OMG it drives me crazy. 

Does she look like Chaz Bono, because that would annoy the fuck out of me too.

[MirahM]

No.
She is lovely.

[sally]

Just go to the grocery store. The guy with the one eye at the deli always flirts with me and the old lady who fries the chicken always asks me how I stay so thin. I could take either one or both home easily.

[BigMark]

Eat that carpet homegirl.