I have a problem

[BigMark]

Kanye is the smartest motherfucker in the room my shizzle.

[aussiefriend]

I hope you don't have a weiner BigMark and you call yourself BigMark to compensate.

[Clang McFly]

I hope you don't have a weiner BigMark and you call yourself BigMark to compensate.

I always thought BigMark referred to the skidmark in his underpants.

[BigMark]

That's a big fucking lie, I don't wear underpants!

[Clang McFly]

That's a big fucking lie, I don't wear underpants!

Ok fine, the skidmark in your jeans then.

[aussiefriend]

Women should and do wear underpants because if the pH levels are off in the vagina it can be acidic. There is always the risk of leakage. When a woman is ovulating it's a mess. Lots of stuff goes on down there in the vagina. When a woman says she is not wearing any underwear it's only because she is in a Bond film.

[MirahM]

Well that IS a big problem! Annoying for sure!


So.....
The girls at work are now taking notice to my "singleness" and are alerting me to each single guy they see/know that comes through the branch. I am ever grateful for this.

I find them disingenuous and contributing to a toxic society. A friend of mine in the UK said those houses that they film the shows at are not even the real houses that they actually live in.

Also, they make up contrived dramas, it's bullshit. As for Kanye, in the words of Obama "what an asshole".

Concentrating on these people would be a waste of my time.

[MirahM]

Candidate #1 of my Big Fuck Summer has turned out to be a mansplainer.
WHY? WHY? WHY?
Candidate #2 of Big Fuck Summer just wants to Fuck. Only Fuck. Nothing else.
It was good for a few last summer, but not enough to keep my motor running-I need some intellectual as well. But he does know how to spank me properly.
Candidate #3 of Big Fuck Summer wants to move away from this small town to an even more remote location void of people. I can't do that. I am a people person. Perhaps I can convince him to stay here? Also I have yet to spend an extensive amount of time with him.
Candidate #4 of Big Fuck Summer is someone the gals at work pointed out to me that is single. He is super nice.
Candidate #5 of Big Fuck Summer is handsome, has a great job but I know nothing else about him.

[Duchess]

#4 and 5 could be worth an investment of some of your time.

[Maggot]

4&5 should fill out the application and be notified that they are the candidates and a jousting contest complete with full dress armor and dicks in hand will be arranged forthwith. With a fair maiden as the stakes. Fully moist and willing to dispatch her wares in full contemplation of the eagerly awaited winner. Complete with asparagus and Salmon steaks.

I'm anticipating a rugged and bloody match with much sweat and naked legs aplenty.

[MirahM]

I really should listen to you guys.

The mansplainer has turned even more macho than I can handle. I was holding out hope since I was initially attracted to him.

#2 spot will not need any updates.

#3-I ran into him at the grocery store, he commented on my mask. I was holding all the groceries I just bought and akwardly said, "See you later" and left even thought I really wanted to say, "SO.....want to um go for a walk in the park" I mean seriously it was lame.

#4 I saw briefly. Unfortunatly my hours at work are shortened so I may have less exposure time, but I won't let that stop me.
#5 No progress.

[MirahM]

4&5 should fill out the application and be notified that they are the candidates and a jousting contest complete with full dress armor and dicks in hand will be arranged forthwith. With a fair maiden as the stakes. Fully moist and willing to dispatch her wares in full contemplation of the eagerly awaited winner. Complete with asparagus and Salmon steaks.

I'm anticipating a rugged and bloody match with much sweat and naked legs aplenty.

I am imagining 5 to just be so mellow and 4 would make some jokes and be so nice, I really would just take off with him.

I wish I had some girls in this mix, but I should be careful what I wish for.

[MirahM]

I didn't start this thread to make you jealous Clang!

I really have not been interested in dating or also I have not had success so I haven't actively pursued anyone or made it known that I was looking. But it seems suddenly now is the time.

Anyway. I just wrote to #1 and told him I changed my mind about him visiting. We originally planned a camping trip/concert, that got cancelled-and then we planned just a camping trip and then somewhere along the lines I said, "You can stay with me!" Well that was dumb.
So I wrote him and said I changed my mind but wouldn't mind finding a place to camp when they open up.

We'll see how he responds.

[sally]

Women should and do wear underpants because if the pH levels are off in the vagina it can be acidic. There is always the risk of leakage. When a woman is ovulating it's a mess. Lots of stuff goes on down there in the vagina. When a woman says she is not wearing any underwear it's only because she is in a Bond film.

I never wear underwear unless I'm wearing a dress or skirt which isn't often. I guess I just live life in a Bond Film.

[Clang McFly]

I didn't start this thread to make you jealous Clang!

I know you didnt. And I'm not jealous(well maybe a little). Relationships are hard. Bitches be crazy. I was talking to Ginny last night and she was all mad and calling me a loser because she didn't like any of suggestions I suggested for our next date and also I was having trouble coming up with ideas for our next date because a lot of stuff is still closed or you need a reservation. Also she was mad because she thought I promised we would go on a date tomorrow but I had promised to take her out last Saturday but she was busy so i took her out Sunday. She texted me about two hours ago. I know I told her I would call her today sometime but those texts sound mad. I think I'll call her later tonight.

[Duchess]

she was all mad and calling me a loser 

Run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.

[Rootilda]

Women should and do wear underpants because if the pH levels are off in the vagina it can be acidic. There is always the risk of leakage. When a woman is ovulating it's a mess. Lots of stuff goes on down there in the vagina. When a woman says she is not wearing any underwear it's only because she is in a Bond film.

I've gone commando for years but then I went thru menopause when I was 43 and didn't have to worry about accidents.

[Rootilda]

I didn't start this thread to make you jealous Clang!

I know you didnt. And I'm not jealous(well maybe a little). Relationships are hard. Bitches be crazy. I was talking to Ginny last night and she was all mad and calling me a loser because she didn't like any of suggestions I suggested for our next date and also I was having trouble coming up with ideas for our next date because a lot of stuff is still closed or you need a reservation. Also she was mad because she thought I promised we would go on a date tomorrow but I had promised to take her out last Saturday but she was busy so i took her out Sunday. She texted me about two hours ago. I know I told her I would call her today sometime but those texts sound mad. I think I'll call her later tonight.

So what were her suggestions or does she leave it all up to you and then bitch about it.

What Duchess said.

[BigMark]

Take her ring shopping.

[Carsman]

she was all mad and calling me a loser 

Run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.

May be good advice, as you guys are not even regularly dating yet and already she's bitchin at you!

GO SLOW!

Take your time.