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Okay, so the guy I camped with 3 weeks ago that gave me all the good physical vibrations, was a bit of an annoying asshole. One of those guys that is super nice to you-but annoying to others-and that just annoys the fuck out of me. Plus other things.
So last night I go camping with #6. And he is super nice, but he has smoked enough pot that I think he has killed a few brain cells and other cells in his body. I don't judge, but as a person in recovery it is going to be really difficult to keep this one going. : ( Also plus other things.
So I am back to square one and that is fine.
I am about to go onto the local women's camping websites on FB and find some women to hike/camp with.
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does hike/camp mean mind blowing sex? Do simians get coated in very warm margarine?
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So sorry to burst your bubble, but I actuually mean hiking and camping! 
I mean if mind-blowing sex were to happen, I'm not going to turn it down!
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There are places I will hike and camp alone and then there are places that I feel I shouldn't do that. So I need either a gun, a dog or another person!
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I hope you have to pull a tarp out of your ass.
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(06-17-2020, 12:48 AM)MirahM Wrote: (05-31-2020, 04:13 PM)MirahM Wrote: Candidate #1 of my Big Fuck Summer has turned out to be a mansplainer.
WHY? WHY? WHY?
Candidate #2 of Big Fuck Summer just wants to Fuck. Only Fuck. Nothing else.
It was good for a few last summer, but not enough to keep my motor running-I need some intellectual as well. But he does know how to spank me properly.
Candidate #3 of Big Fuck Summer wants to move away from this small town to an even more remote location void of people. I can't do that. I am a people person. Perhaps I can convince him to stay here? Also I have yet to spend an extensive amount of time with him.
Candidate #4 of Big Fuck Summer is someone the gals at work pointed out to me that is single. He is super nice.
Candidate #5 of Big Fuck Summer is handsome, has a great job but I know nothing else about him.
Removing Candidate #3 for sure. I just saw him again after work-meaning I ran in to him at the BLM thing and we had a chat for a few minutes and I am pretty sure his ideals and mine are pretty different. Also there was just no spark.
AND NOW I am adding Candidate #6! Candidate #6 came into the bank today (drive-thru) twice, and the 2nd time he came up he gave me a paper that had some info about him and his fb name. And he says, "Since we have similar intersts I wanted to give you my fb AND let you know that in a former life I robbed a bank" (Which everyone already knows-but he didn't know that I knew that." Of course the other tellar could hear this whole thing on her headset and she told everyone. I finished his transaction and I made her turn off her headset and I shut the door so I could talk to him. But all I said was "I'll check it out and here is your receipt" basically. (I didn't know if she was listening or not)
It was so wierd! I chatted with him later on messenger.
Okay candidate #6 is off the table, or plate or bowl or whatever.
Now I will look at #4 and #5
And also just try to enjoy the summer w/out any drama.
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It's raining men!!!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Pick the guy who can lick his eyebrows.
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I met candidate #7 last night while out kayaking.
He was staying on a boat, while his ex and 2 year old and family stay in town. He is co-parenting, but they are not together.
HE could be interesting!
He was going to kayak off into the sunset and I declined because it was my first night kayak and I was being cautious. But maybe I should have gone with him and then had drinks on his boat and then asked if he could lick his eyebrows.
Probably tomorrow I will kayak by his boat and see 5 women on the boat with him. Maybe I can join them.
(All these things went through my head)
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Candidate #8 is not really candidate #8. He was someone I crushed on at my last job. We hung out a couple of times and I discovered that we probably don't have too much in common. But I am super attracted to him.
Occasionally we chat, such as now.
So I'm all chatting about the comet, since he is super tech and has a telescope and finally he is like, "OH I know a good place to view!"
Awesome I say. Basically it is this long dirt forest service road in the middle of nowhere. I was near there this weekend looking for a spot to put the kayak in.
Anyway, then he says, "I'll bring friends! We can go shooting!"
Seriously dude.
I just want to jump his bones. Better that I stay away!!!
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I thought about #7 and how that could be a fun summer fling and then I decided I don't want a summer fling.
I canceled a date this weekend (#8) and made a new date w/ an old friend which was better.
I ignored #6 this weekend except for the hiking sandles I gave him on Friday night.
I start a book club on Thursday w/ my friend I mentioned up above, which will be a good use of my time.
I'm going to slow it all way down now. It got way too tricky this weekend.
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Ugh, I just had to send a break up letter! I hate break up letters!
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(07-30-2020, 01:47 AM)MirahM Wrote: Ugh, I just had to send a break up letter! I hate break up letters!
An actual "letter", or a Text? Carrie, got hers on a "Post it"! 
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Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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I'm surprised anyone knows how to write anymore at least legibly.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Thats a nice song.
It was an email.
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