STABLE GENIUS SAYS...
#21
At today's Coronavirus briefing the stable genius says: 

...and just to clarify, the United States has the most Coronavirus deaths in the world.


“The US has produced dramatically better health outcomes than any other country with the possible exception of Germany and I think we’re as good or better”
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(04-18-2020, 06:01 PM)Duchess Wrote: At today's Coronavirus briefing the stable genius says: 

...and just to clarify, the United States has the most Coronavirus deaths in the world.


“The US has produced dramatically better health outcomes than any other country with the possible exception of Germany and I think we’re as good or better”
We're  number one! USA! USA! 89



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#23
Reporter: Are you concerned that downplaying the virus got people sick?

Trump: And a lot of people love Trump right? A lot of people love me... I guess I’m here for a reason...
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#24
"Lower your voice" He said, "Lower your voice" to a female reporter.

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#26
Stable genius says: "Hundreds of Governors are calling me".

hah hah hah
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(04-22-2020, 06:08 PM)Duchess Wrote: Stable genius says: "Hundreds of Governors are calling me".

hah hah hah

From the 52 States no doubt.  Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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#28
No doubt he has the intellect of a 4th grader.

I remember you talking shit about President Obama using a teleprompter. Have you seen trump finger reading yet? Tune in any day during his daily stroking and you can see it first hand.
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(04-22-2020, 06:08 PM)Duchess Wrote: Stable genius says: "Hundreds of Governors are calling me".

hah hah hah

Sorry D, I just saw this was a fake. It's easy to believe he'd say something so stupid though, isn't it.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-...-covid-19/
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#30
Oh balls! That's the second time they hooked me in as many months!   Taz
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#31
It happens to both sides of the argument. There is a real threat to competent news sources today. It's hard to say what's real and what's fake and today's news dwells on peoples fears and expectations in order to garner view's. It's almost like they are in competition to get the most hit's and you will never see one apologize for their incompetence at least in the way they put out the lie.
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#32
Stable Genius says: "When you test, you have a case. When you test, you find something is wrong with people. If we didn't do any testing we would have very few cases."
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And the tests will be tremendous, they will be the best tests the world has known. The will be the test of the test!
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(05-14-2020, 04:35 PM)BigMark Wrote: And the tests will be tremendous, they will be the best tests the world has known. The will be the test of the test!

I kinda hate test's they tend to only give the results that are expected, especially if they start with "here is"
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(05-14-2020, 04:26 PM)Duchess Wrote: Stable Genius says: "When you test, you have a case. When you test, you find something is wrong with people. If we didn't do any testing we would have very few cases."

As Colbert said “If we didn’t do any murder investigations, we would have very few murder cases.”
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#36
Stable Genius says: Many of the states have so much testing, the testers are waiting for people to show up. It’s great.
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#37
In his world we are all just standing around waiting for people to get tested and sitting next to stock pile of masks, gowns and TP.

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#38
Stable genius says:  "Americans want law and order. They demand law and order. They may not say it. They may not be talking about it, but that's what they want. Some of them don't even know that's what they want, but that's what they want."
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#39
Fuck.

I bet he knows what women want to eh.

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(06-17-2020, 12:55 AM)MirahM Wrote: Fuck.

I bet he knows what women want to eh.
Yeah right. Noone knows what women want. Most of the time not even women themselves. History has lost a lot of good men to the universe's most unsolvable mystery.
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