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HAPPY FUCKING SATURDAY
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#61
12-23-2020, 07:51 AM
I nickname everyone here.
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#62
12-23-2020, 09:04 AM
I heard she can blow some wicked salutes.
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#63
12-24-2020, 01:40 AM
(12-23-2020, 07:51 AM)Maggot Wrote: I nickname everyone here.

Yeah,  I know,   I think you've called me that before.   Ive had a chip on my shoulder all week for some reason.   It sux.
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12-24-2020, 02:24 AM
You put the grumpy bitch in Dorito.
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#65
12-24-2020, 03:16 AM
I'll work that chip out for you!


See, that doesn't even sound sexy.

I can't even make anything sound sexy, but really, I'll get rid of that chip.

/insert akward SNL character's face here.

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12-26-2020, 09:14 PM
HAPPY FUCKIN SATURDAY!

IT WAS "47" degrees here this morning!!!  Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch 

Had to put the heat on!
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#67
12-27-2020, 05:32 PM
(12-23-2020, 07:51 AM)Maggot Wrote: I nickname everyone here.

Actually,  now that I think about it,   you used to call me  cannonbitch.   I  don't think you like me anymore. 

(12-24-2020, 03:16 AM)MirahM Wrote: I'll work that chip out for you!


See, that doesn't even sound sexy.

I can't even make anything sound sexy, but really, I'll get rid of that chip.

/insert akward SNL character's face here.

No, nope it doesn't.    Try this. "Hey there, your (hair, eyes,  nose, mouth,  chin) is so fucking beautiful,  it makes my undies wet",  it might work,  you never know....
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#68
12-27-2020, 05:37 PM
You petulant strawberry nipples beg to be spindled, folded and mutilated.
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12-27-2020, 05:38 PM
(12-26-2020, 09:14 PM)Carsman Wrote: HAPPY FUCKIN SATURDAY!

IT WAS "47" degrees here this morning!!!  Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch 

Had to put the heat on!

You may get lucky and an iguana falls outta a tree and lands in your coffee.
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12-27-2020, 05:40 PM
(12-27-2020, 05:32 PM)cannongal Wrote:
(12-23-2020, 07:51 AM)Maggot Wrote: I nickname everyone here.

Actually,  now that I think about it,   you used to call me  cannonbitch.   I  don't think you like me anymore. 

No I like you and everything I just thought cannon ass sounded better for some loud reason.
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12-27-2020, 06:21 PM
I heard the cottage cheese silencer is very effective.
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12-27-2020, 08:41 PM
I wasn't talking about your ass, I was talking about cannonass she probably has a smooth ass ready for hot oil.
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#73
12-27-2020, 09:43 PM
And a buggy whip.
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12-28-2020, 05:30 AM
I can see why she'd be called cannonass.  
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12-29-2020, 04:42 AM
I went on a walk on Saturday, even after it snowing on Christmas evening. It was wonderful.

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12-29-2020, 04:43 AM
(12-27-2020, 05:32 PM)cannongal Wrote:
(12-23-2020, 07:51 AM)Maggot Wrote: I nickname everyone here.

Actually,  now that I think about it,   you used to call me  cannonbitch.   I  don't think you like me anymore. 

(12-24-2020, 03:16 AM)MirahM Wrote: I'll work that chip out for you!


See, that doesn't even sound sexy.

I can't even make anything sound sexy, but really, I'll get rid of that chip.

/insert akward SNL character's face here.

No, nope it doesn't.    Try this. "Hey there, your (hair, eyes,  nose, mouth,  chin) is so fucking beautiful,  it makes my undies wet",  it might work,  you never know....

If I were wearing panties they would be so wet right now

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12-29-2020, 10:25 AM
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#78
12-30-2020, 01:00 AM
(12-27-2020, 09:43 PM)BigMark Wrote: And a buggy whip.

I like whips.  If the whipper knows what they are doing,  the  whippet will have a nice design on her ass.
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#79
12-30-2020, 08:45 PM
HAPPY FUCKING WEDNESDAY,

OH NO, WAIT,

THAT'S HAPPY HUMP DAY!   hah
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12-30-2020, 09:34 PM
(12-30-2020, 08:45 PM)Carsman Wrote: HAPPY FUCKING WEDNESDAY,

OH NO, WAIT,

THAT'S HAPPY HUMP DAY!   hah

It's a short week ..........You get a pass.
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