Hey Bitches!

[BigButtPlugg]

i would just like to know...... which one of you sweet lil cupcakes is gonna cook me some breakfast and give daddy a blowjob?

[Sinister]

Is the big butt plug clogging whatever might be left of your brain?

ALSO: ADD AN AVATAR AND A BITCH NAME. YOU ADD A BITCH NAME BY GOING TO YOUR ACCOUNT PROFILE AND ENTERING A CUSTOM TITLE. BITCH NAMES ARE PHRASES THAT END WITH THE WORD "BITCH," SUCH AS: "Rock n' roll bitch, "Ass-Slapping Bitch," or "Dentist Bitch." Make up something that fits.

[BigButtPlugg]

ok when will i be able to post pm's and ask your ass some ?s.i did what was asked so show some fucking love already,shit.

[Sinister]

ok when will i be able to post pm's and ask your ass some ?s.i did what was asked so show some fucking love already,shit.

This is what is known as malicious compliance. It doesn't fly with me. You have no PM capabilities until and unless I grant your acceess and no, you may not ask me any questions. We ask the questions here; notyou virgin bitches.

You will be able to do the things you ask when I decide if you are worth having around here.

Very few are worthy.

Tell me about your choice in avatars.

[BigButtPlugg]

my choice in avatars?i chose that cuz im covered in tatts and i always have the rich princess bitches saying oh i like the tatted sleeves wanna see my ink werk and BAM....a motherfucking butterfly or some other dumb shit.

[Sinister]

You're fully sleeved? Both arms?

And a patriot, I see from your sig picture. That's a +3. Are/were you military?

[BigButtPlugg]

yes prior Navy and disabled veteran.me and all my younger brothers are or were active duty Navy and Army.

[Sinister]

yes prior Navy and disabled veteran.me and all my younger brothers are or were active duty Navy and Army.

I will admit; I am a sucker for Veterans.

Have you ever ridden? A motorcycle, before any perverted gutter-brains come along.

[Liquid]

let's see a pic of your tats. I would like to establish that you are not a liar before you are allowed in.

[Sinister]

let's see a pic of your tats. I would like to establish that you are not a liar before you are allowed in.

You realize, of course, that this man could grab a picture of fully inked arms from anywhere on the web he chose and you'd never know if they were his arms or someone else's, yes?

On the web, pictures prove precisely nothing.

[BigButtPlugg]

let's see a pic of your tats. I would like to establish that you are not a liar before you are allowed in.

here you go shitneck......and yes i do ride bikes.i prefer barhopping raked springer choppers.

[Sinister]

My ol' man thinks springer front ends make the bike HOT. I understand they feel much different than regular front ends. Is this true?

[Liquid]

let's see a pic of your tats. I would like to establish that you are not a liar before you are allowed in.

You realize, of course, that this man could grab a picture of fully inked arms from anywhere on the web he chose and you'd never know if they were his arms or someone else's, yes?

On the web, pictures prove precisely nothing.

well of course that is true, but I was more looking to see how he responded, and judging from his reply above this one, I like the Plug already.

[Sinister]

Ya know what, Liquid? I like him, too.

Veteran, Patriot and might even be a biker or a Biker. Followed the House rules, access coming up. Probably the shortest intro thread in Mock's history.

[BigButtPlugg]

let's see a pic of your tats. I would like to establish that you are not a liar before you are allowed in.

You realize, of course, that this man could grab a picture of fully inked arms from anywhere on the web he chose and you'd never know if they were his arms or someone else's, yes?

On the web, pictures prove precisely nothing.

well of course that is true, but I was more looking to see how he responded, and judging from his reply above this one, I like the Plug already.

yes they ride much differently.they will shake the ever living shit out of on a grated road.oh and liquid if you need a arm to match the face just ask....i aint got shit to hide but dead bodies and illegal mexicans!

[Sinister]

yes they ride much differently.they will shake the ever living shit out of on a grated road.oh and liquid if you need a arm to match the face just ask....i aint got shit to hide but dead bodies and illegal mexicans!

That is what I have been told. One day, I'll ride a springer front end and see how different they arefor myself.

By the way; you're in, if you hadn't noticed. ::thumbs::

[Middle Finger]

From the rules:

Also, don't use big sigs, or make sigs that are annoying - like lots of flashing crap. Nothing bigger than around 100 pixels in height, for example.

PM sent to Mr. Observant.