HAPPY HUMPDAY, MOCKERS

[BigMark]

Your bloody well right.

[Duchess]

I've been there and did it Sally. It's not roids. They dont act that way, It's bleeding polyps in the intestines that could be cancerous and only a blood test and a colonoscopy will tell. Time is of the essence in these things. A test can be done within 4 days.

Clang, please pay attention to this.

[BigMark]

When you entrails fall out, that's bad.

[BigMark]

Be safe, carry a basket with you.

[Carsman]

He has poop filled boils in his ears.

Close. Bloody poop in the rear. Poop I did it again.

You're taking a "Blood" thinner, that could likely be the cause!!! Some thinners cause that problem!

[BigMark]

Black stool is not cool.

[Clang McFly]

I've been there and did it Sally. It's not roids. They dont act that way, It's bleeding polyps in the intestines that could be cancerous and only a blood test and a colonoscopy will tell. Time is of the essence in these things. A test can be done within 4 days.

I got blood drawn after the appointment so I'll know soon enough. It better not be colon cancer. I already might have prostate cancer because of my frequent urination. I guess it's good I'm seeing a doctor now, but I was happier living in ignorant bliss.

[Clang McFly]

He has poop filled boils in his ears.

Close. Bloody poop in the rear. Poop I did it again.

You're taking a "Blood" thinner, that could likely be the cause!!! Some thinners cause that problem!

Maybe. But it started happening after they decreased my dosage from 30mg to 20mg.

[Clang McFly]

It sounds more like he's talking hemorrhoids. Which could be a bloody mess in its own right.

Well there was one hemorrhoid.

[Clang McFly]

I've been there and did it Sally. It's not roids. They dont act that way, It's bleeding polyps in the intestines that could be cancerous and only a blood test and a colonoscopy will tell. Time is of the essence in these things. A test can be done within 4 days.

Clang, please pay attention to this.

I will. I'm seeing the primary doctor again in 2 months but if he tells me i need to see a specialist or go to the hospital for more tests, I will go. I really am a hot mess. I need to see a dentist soon too. This tooth I was supposed to get taken care of 3 years ago is bothering me a bit. I chickened out of calling the dentist today. Wtf is wrong with me?

[Maggot]

He has poop filled boils in his ears.

Close. Bloody poop in the rear. Poop I did it again.

You're taking a "Blood" thinner, that could likely be the cause!!! Some thinners cause that problem!

Eloquis and blood thinners do not do that. They get absorbed through normal digestive tract retention. Rectal bleeding especially the clotting type is abnormal and when it's in stool samples it's worse. I tell you it's nothing to fool with. in 2-3 weeks it could become a death sentence. I caught mine early and had to go through a year of hell but I'm fine so far right now.
I like Clang and would not steer him wrong with false advice on this.

[Clang McFly]

He has poop filled boils in his ears.

Close. Bloody poop in the rear. Poop I did it again.

You're taking a "Blood" thinner, that could likely be the cause!!! Some thinners cause that problem!

Eloquis and blood thinners do not do that. They get absorbed through normal digestive tract retention. Rectal bleeding especially the clotting type is abnormal and when it's in stool samples it's worse. I tell you it's nothing to fool with. in 2-3 weeks it could become a death sentence. I caught mine early and had to go through a year of hell but I'm fine so far right now.
I like Clang and would not steer him wrong with false advice on this.

  The funny part of the appointment was when we were talking about me starting my diet and eating healthy, and he mentioned I needed to cut back on smoking. I was like "I only smoke 2 cigars a week, I don't think I can cut back anymore than that."

[MirahM]

So basically what I hear maggot saying is "Check this out right away"

I hear Clang saying "I got a blood test" and "I go back in 2 months"

I think more needs to be done to determine cancer.....

[MirahM]

Be safe, carry a basket with you.

Or a casket.

[sally]

I've been there and did it Sally. It's not roids. They dont act that way, It's bleeding polyps in the intestines that could be cancerous and only a blood test and a colonoscopy will tell. Time is of the essence in these things. A test can be done within 4 days.

I remember, I felt bad for you. Nobody wants to deal with that crap. Which is why I said the doctor will probably send him for a procedure just in case. Hopefully he doesn't handle this like he did with the lawyer thing.

[sally]

My fil has prostate cancer that spread to his bones and nothing much more to do. But he's 80 so I guess no one lives forever. Plus he's an asshole, but I know my husband still loves him anyway.

[BigMark]

assholes usually outlive everyone else, it's my only hope.

[sally]

Not that I believe much in it, but my lifeline is cut really short. According to that I should be dead by tomorrow. My husband and kid's lifeline go all the way to their wrist.

[sally]

And they are assholes, I'm the nice one of the bunch.

[Clang McFly]

I've been there and did it Sally. It's not roids. They dont act that way, It's bleeding polyps in the intestines that could be cancerous and only a blood test and a colonoscopy will tell. Time is of the essence in these things. A test can be done within 4 days.

I remember, I felt bad for you. Nobody wants to deal with that crap. Which is why I said the doctor will probably send him for a procedure just in case. Hopefully he doesn't handle this like he did with the lawyer thing.

I procrastinate on taking care of my health, but I'll take care of it before it gets really bad. What else can I do? I live alone and don't speak with the neighbors. If something bad happened to me it would be weeks/months before my dead body was discovered.