HAPPY HUMPDAY, MOCKERS

[cannongal]

Unless you have cats,  they'll eat you and only your skeletal remains will be discovered.

[BigMark]

Gnaw dee.

[Clang McFly]

Unless you have cats,  they'll eat you and only your skeletal remains will be discovered.

I wish I had a cat, but most days I can barely take of myself. Wouldn't be fair to the cat.

[BigMark]

cat o strophic

[Carsman]

He has poop filled boils in his ears.

Close. Bloody poop in the rear. Poop I did it again.

You're taking a "Blood" thinner, that could likely be the cause!!! Some thinners cause that problem!

Maybe. But it started happening after they decreased my dosage from 30mg to 20mg.

Just said that to rest your mind for now, till you get to see the doc and get your test results.

I've been there and did it Sally. It's not roids. They dont act that way, It's bleeding polyps in the intestines that could be cancerous and only a blood test and a colonoscopy will tell. Time is of the essence in these things. A test can be done within 4 days.

I remember, I felt bad for you. Nobody wants to deal with that crap. Which is why I said the doctor will probably send him for a procedure just in case. Hopefully he doesn't handle this like he did with the lawyer thing.

I procrastinate on taking care of my health, but I'll take care of it before it gets really bad. What else can I do? I live alone and don't speak with the neighbors. If something bad happened to me it would be weeks/months before my dead body was discovered.

That's why all people who live alone should wear a medical alert pendant, regardless of AGE, not only seniors!

Younger people can slip & fall and or get hurt where they can't get to a phone, and lay there forever like you said.

[sally]

Hopefully Clang isnt half naked in drag when he's fallen and can't get up.

[Clang McFly]

Hopefully Clang isnt half naked in drag when he's fallen and can't get up.

I hope I am. And I fall so awkwardly that a finger or a my whole fist is up my butt and my Wookiee is bent. If I die, or get badly injured I don't want it to be boring, I want it to be weird as I am or weirder.

https://youtu.be/ySJF9D2PdZc

[Rootilda]

Is your toilet bowl filled with blood after pooping or is your poop black?

I've had anal fissures that bleed like a motherfucker and look like I'm bleeding out but it's not that serious.

If your poop is black, you're bleeding further up your tract and definitely need to get it checked out.

[BigMark]

Bloody bowels leave bloody bowls.

[Clang McFly]

Is your toilet bowl filled with blood after pooping or is your poop black?

I've had anal fissures that bleed like a motherfucker and look like I'm bleeding out but it's not that serious.

If your poop is black, you're bleeding further up your tract and definitely need to get it checked out.

Poop isn't black. It's the color and consistency of peanut butter, except for the pieces of shit that feel like I'm pooping glass with sharp edges. It's like a Reeses peanut butter cup only with poop and blood. It happened tonight less than an hour ago, preceded by slightly painful burning rotten egg smelling farts. Oh God I wish I was making this up. It's usually semi soft but the poop is so packed in there I have to finger myself to get it out. Fuck me, I'm sorry for oversharing all the gross details. Just tell me to shut up about it and I might actually listen.

[Clang McFly]

Well at least my toilet bowl is super clean after cleaning up the crime scene every time The Bloody Pooperbowl happens.

[MirahM]

Fiber
Metamucil
More water
Oh and get a squatty potty!

[Clang McFly]

Fiber
Metamucil
More water
Oh and get a squatty potty!

Fiber and more water at least. That's what the doctor recommended. I thought it was funny and kind of weird at the time but he did also ask if I took any poop pictures, but might actually do that if I remember before I flush.

[BigMark]

Dude, when you started taking pain killers the first thing I said was to take stool softeners. (stool means poop you fucking Orangutan)

[MirahM]

Well come on BM, I mean Big Mark, why would he listen to anything anyone says except for Sally or Aussie.

[Duchess]

What...the...fuck.

[Clang McFly]

Dude, when you started taking pain killers the first thing I said was to take stool softeners. (stool means poop you fucking Orangutan)

I didnt take any of my painkillers. I didnt want to wind up like my mom who towards the end was taking both oxycodone and oxycontin. I did take some ibuprofen a few weeks ago. Did nothing for my right shoulder pain. Helped with my toothache.

[BigMark]

Any or most?

[Clang McFly]

Any or most?

Just ibuprofen. Didn't take my oxycodone.

[Rootilda]

Is your toilet bowl filled with blood after pooping or is your poop black?

I've had anal fissures that bleed like a motherfucker and look like I'm bleeding out but it's not that serious.

If your poop is black, you're bleeding further up your tract and definitely need to get it checked out.

Poop isn't black. It's the color and consistency of peanut butter, except for the pieces of shit that feel like I'm pooping glass with sharp edges. It's like a Reeses peanut butter cup only with poop and blood. It happened tonight less than an hour ago, preceded by slightly painful burning rotten egg smelling farts. Oh God I wish I was making this up. It's usually semi soft but the poop is so packed in there I have to finger myself to get it out. Fuck me, I'm sorry for oversharing all the gross details. Just tell me to shut up about it and I might actually listen.

It doesn't bother me, I've had my own problems like this. That really sounds like an anal fissure, I had one that shot out blood when all I did was fart. You definitely have a sick stomach if it smells like rotten eggs. Do you consume dairy? I developed lactose intolerance as an adult and have to watch how much I eat but if I consume more than my body can handle, holy hell it smells bad. Lots of cramping too.

Good luck, I hope whatever it is is easy to fix. Doubt it's cancer.