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Cutz Offline
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#41
09-05-2020, 07:21 PM
I wasn't referencing you in any way Clang... you don't get to own crossdressing.

In college I knew a guy who crossdressed by the name Lady Muerte. I was friends with his roommate. His roommate had to shave his back for him. I wonder who shaves sally's back for her.
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#42
09-05-2020, 07:31 PM
(09-05-2020, 07:21 PM)Cutz Wrote: I wasn't referencing you in any way Clang... you don't get to own crossdressing.

In college I knew a guy who crossdressed by the name Lady Muerte. I was friends with his roommate. His roommate had to shave his back for him. I wonder who shaves sally's back for her.
I won't get to own crossdressing until I practice more at being a woman. And boy do I need the practice, since almost everyone here says I suck at looking like a woman. I know I don't look great as a woman but IMHO I don't think I look that bad.
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#43
09-05-2020, 08:22 PM
Why? Why? 

This brought back a viscous memory. 

Once when I was driving between Virginia and Maine every other weekend in the service, I ended up at a party. I was getting pretty trashed and decided it was time to leave. it was getting late and my girlfriend was waiting for me, I kinda stood her up a couple hrs but I was always doing that (B.C.) Before cellphones. 

Anyways the guy that had the party asked me to take "Bruce" his real name home. He was from Arkansas and had a drawl but I was used to it. He lived on my way home so off we went. I had a 68 barracuda and he reaches over to see how wide the roof was, it was a small car and he almost spilled my beer. But I was paying attention to the road and looking out my window for his road. 

Poof.........he was gone! . I look up and this fools head is in the middle of the windshield looking in laughing like crazy, I think he was on acid. I look out the passenger side and yup. the Hooksett courthouse. So this idiot is on the roof laughing at sunset as we drive by the stupid courthouse. I pull over fast and he slides down the windshield breaking my wipers. I had to pick the fool up and roll him back in the car. 

Why? Why?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#44
09-05-2020, 08:52 PM
Bruice.
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09-05-2020, 09:10 PM
He was from Ark-can-sauce.
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09-12-2020, 06:25 AM
(09-02-2020, 06:44 PM)BigMark Wrote: Where is your piercing?

My navel.
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