Woman decapitates man in N.H.

[Maggot]

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A group of hunters who reported an illegal campsite in Atkinson and Gilmanton Academy proved key to finding the body of a 25-year-old Keene man, as well as the man charged with his murder and the woman who says she was forced to saw the victim’s head from his body.
Jonathan Amerault’s mother reported her son missing on Monday after he did not turn up for work. Amerault’s co-workers told police that a woman named Britany Barron had called out of work Monday and said she was going to find a new job, according to a state police detective’s affidavit. Office gossip had it that Amerault and Barron were romantically involved, though Barron was married.
One of Barron’s friends showed Keene police a series of troubling text messages from Barron. The messages said Barron would start over in New Mexico, and that she would not be able to see her children. Barron said she was trying to take some space from her husband and that she had told Amerault she couldn’t talk to him anymore. Barron would not tell her friend where she was.

[Duchess]

That's a gruesome murder.

Someone beat the shit out of her. Captain Obvious here.

[Maggot]

Sometimes if you punch a person at the top of their nose both eyes go black. i don't get why boxers never seem to get black eyes.

[Duchess]

I'm a bigot. That dude reminds me of a Taliban.