GoogleBot feedback - beta 3.09.09 rev.b

[Duchess]

I sawthe pic, Google...That's not you, you can insist all you want but, I'm not buying it...You're full of shit.

[Fry Guy]

Syberbitch for Mod I say.
By her own admission she is very smart.

[LuMPyPussy]

good lord you're a pig

I am? I didn't realize that. But hey, at least pigs are smart.

I will leave out the obvious farm animal jokes but I need to know this


do your hooves tear up the hardwood floors?

If I were a farm animal, I'd like to be a goat. They always look like they're having fun.

[Gogo]

My sister's husband bought a farm, don't ask me why... they are not farmers. He owns a machine shop.

ANyway the kids wanted a pet, so her dufus hubby buys a pygmy goat. To me that is not a pet, regardless I was watching the discovery channel "Dirty Jobs" and Mike Rowe was doing a segment on animals

They go to a farm with pygmy goats and the lady shows them how they freak out when they hear a loud abrupt noise.... the damn things fall over and are stiff as a board


Off to sis's new farm we go...... with an small boat air horn.


YES IT WORKS!


everyone freaked out..... LOLz

[LuMPyPussy]

I saw that online! Hahahahaha!

[flash=320,256]http://www.youtube.com/v/f_3Utmj4RPU[/flash]

[Liquid]

wonder how many of them fall over like that and then they get ass raped or fucked by another animal.

[LuMPyPussy]

wonder how many of them fall over like that and then they get ass raped or fucked by another animal.

I can honestly say that never occurred to me, you fucking pervert.:?

[SyberBitch]

I saw that online! Hahahahaha!

[flash=320,256]http://www.youtube.com/v/f_3Utmj4RPU[/flash]

::lmao:: That's hilarious. Kind of feel sorry for the goats though.... MOUNTAIN LION!!! GAAAH!!!! (oops)

[Fry Guy]

Just out of curiousity SB, do you think you could eat the entire goat in one meal?

[SyberBitch]

Just out of curiousity SB, do you think you could eat the entire goat in one meal?

I think you could eat the cocks of an entire football team in one meal.

[Fry Guy]

[color="navy"]Deflect?

I'll take that as a "Yes Shy Guy I could eat a goat in one sitting and half chocolate cake and icecream for desert, washed down with a litre of Coca Cola"
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[SyberBitch]

[color="navy"]I'll take that as a "Yes Shy Guy [/color]

You'll take any answer as a yes, including a sledge hammer bashing you repeatedly in the forehead with 'no' imprinted on it.

[LuMPyPussy]

I think I can safely say this shit is getting fucking old.

Please. Stop it.

[Gogo]

but it has it's moments

if you want repetitive bullshit simply read the crap posted by sinister

or should I copy paste the best of it?

[Fry Guy]

[color="navy"]I'll take that as a "Yes Shy Guy [/color]

You'll take any answer as a yes, including a sledge hammer bashing you repeatedly in the forehead with 'no' imprinted on it.

So do you. I will show you.

[color="red"]Actual transcript of Cyberbitch at a certain restuarant. (names have been changed for reasons of Privacy.)

[color="navy"] Counter person:[/color] Hi welcome to McDonalds, how may I help you.

[color="navy"] Bloated, retarded geriophile:[/color] Hi! I will just have a salad. I have to lose 50 lbs *oink*

[color="navy"] Counter person:[/color] OK good idea Ma'am. So it was just a salad?

[color="navy"] Bloated, retarded geriophile:[/color] Yes please. *oink*

[color="navy"] Counter person:[/color] No fries or drinks with that?

[color="navy"] Bloated, retarded geriophile:[/color] Yes. That won't hurt. *oink*

[color="navy"] Counter person:[/color] Large fries?

[color="navy"] Bloated, retarded geriophile:[/color] Yes

[color="navy"] Counter person:[/color] OK. Do you want a Coke, A Spite or a Fanta or a Thickshake?

[color="navy"] Bloated, retarded geriophile:[/color] Oh yes they would be nice. *oink*

[color="navy"] Counter Person:[/color] What all of them? Choclate , Strawberry or Vanilla Thickshake?
[color="navy"]
Bloated, retarded geriophile:[/color] Yes!

[color="navy"] Counter Person:[/color] OK is that the lot?

[color="navy"] Bloated, retarded geriophile:[/color] Yes of course. Do you have any hamburgers? I don't want to get aenemic.

[color="navy"] Counter Person:[/color] Do you want it upsized?

[color="navy"] Bloated, retarded geriophile:[/color] Oh Dear God Yes!!!!

[color="navy"] Disgruntled Customer:[/color] No wonder the bitch's ass is so big. What's with her freaky eyebrows?[/color]


See Sweetie. You can't say no either.

[OnBendedKnee]

Anthony Bourdain of No Reservations was eating a goat that had been slow roasted over a fire pit and I'll tell you, it looked mighty tasty!

[LuMPyPussy]

but it has it's moments

if you want repetitive bullshit simply read the crap posted by sinister

or should I copy paste the best of it?

Yeah, good point.

[Momster]

I skimmed, saw no opinions... ??

[Gogo]

I skimmed, saw no opinions... ??

Post #26 hon


"Momster is a straight up good peep, "


Pay attention to post time and dates, I am being straight up honest. You are the shining star of this forum. You would be a great co-mod to work with, I hope you can afford the time. Together I know we could steer this site back on track, I think you are very nice from reading your posts.



~ GoogleBot Mumster MODS 2009 ~

[Duchess]

You are the shining star of this forum. You would be a great co-mod to work with, I hope you can afford the time. Together I know we could steer this site back on track

Hahahaha...You & Momster ?...If you have been trying to convince us all that you have shit for brains you have been successful...You add nothing to Mock, your posts are all the same boring crap, complaints & slamming Syber, that's it...I've yet to see you post anything funny, thoughtful or insightful, you run in & out of threads flinging your redundant bs, it's old & boring...Get with the program or get the hell out.