12-14-2020, 07:58 PM
The local new station was interviewing an 80 year old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, and about how it felt like marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.
He's a funeral director, she answered.
Interesting, the news reporter thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.
She paused for a few moment, needing time to reflect on all those years.
After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly.
Explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's,
then a circus ringmaster when she was in her 40's and then a preacher when she was in her 60's.
And now in her 80's a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with
such different careers.
She smiled and explained.
(Wait for it)
I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!!
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, and about how it felt like marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.
He's a funeral director, she answered.
Interesting, the news reporter thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.
She paused for a few moment, needing time to reflect on all those years.
After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly.
Explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's,
then a circus ringmaster when she was in her 40's and then a preacher when she was in her 60's.
And now in her 80's a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with
such different careers.
She smiled and explained.
(Wait for it)
I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!!
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Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
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Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
