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the 2021 trivial fuck username, trump and covid, boring drivel thread
A kite surfer?
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(08-04-2021, 09:18 PM)Maggot Wrote: Imagine what it cost for a Navy to cruise the oceans if it wasn't nuclear. I know it cost almost 500 to get out to the Isle of Shouls.

Most navy ships run on heavy fuel oil, not straight diesel. Although their generators are usually diesel. I guess when you’re roaming the planet testing million dollar missiles like they’re thumb jacks, a bit of feul in a few destroyers probably doesn’t bother you
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Eh, I have better things to worry about like where the hell I put my blue handled channel locks to uncork my chlorine with.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Do I have to do everything?

...and why are they bringing high waisted jeans back? No. Fuck no. Just no. Jesus.
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Use a dyke.
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For what?
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I have to order my pants online. Nobody has 3830 pants. They gotta be Levi.
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(08-05-2021, 06:44 AM)crash Wrote: A kite surfer?

No. It was like this one.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPUhfZjSEf0
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(08-05-2021, 08:14 PM)Maggot Wrote: I have to order my pants online. Nobody has 3830 pants. They gotta be Levi.

They do around here. Nobody has 4830 pants. I have to order online. They got to be Wranglers.
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The world is topsy turvy now, Wrangler is better that Levi and Huffy is better than Schwinn.
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Where does Hollister sit?
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(08-05-2021, 11:39 PM)BigMark Wrote: The world is topsy turvy now, Wrangler is better that Levi and Huffy is better than Schwinn.

Wrangler is better. Levi can't properly contain my fat ass and fat belly. El Splitsville.
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A Chinaman walks into a wall with a hardon and breaks his nose.
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(08-06-2021, 10:31 AM)Maggot Wrote: A Chinaman walks into a wall with a hardon and breaks his nose.

Haha…words from a true MAGA, ayup..? 

The old lady would shake her head, but she’d be proud
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I just now saw this headline--MAGA'S ARE FINDING THEMSELVES DOXXED & UNEMPLOYABLE.
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Did you pee yourself with glee?
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No, I had a couple of orgasms to celebrate. Now I'm going to smoke a little weed, I have no place to be today and it's divine. I just hollered across the room, "Alexa, classic rock", this is what she gave me--

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How's Willie Nelson doing? Just wondering.
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I just googled him. He's been working in Texas on the behalf of voting rights for all and performing live at rallies where he sings his hit Vote 'Em Out.
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