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the 2021 trivial fuck username, trump and covid, boring drivel thread
I'm starting to really hate yard work. I think I will hire Pedro to do my bidding. That is all. [Image: Q6Es1gSMvO6ZiInF3iz-9jf9NmvWc7vHsD9H1l1R...dba9efef58]
Remember we're all in the same storm, just not in the same ship.
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I got an email telling me to prepare my hurricane evacuation route. 
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(05-05-2021, 07:57 PM)Maggot Wrote: I'm starting to really hate yard work. I think I will hire Pedro to do my bidding. That is all. [Image: Q6Es1gSMvO6ZiInF3iz-9jf9NmvWc7vHsD9H1l1R...dba9efef58]

And me.
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I'm having a great Monday. *knocks wood*
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Guess you've got your hurricane evacuation route planned. hah
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Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!

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*wood knocked*
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(05-10-2021, 02:55 PM)Carsman Wrote: Guess you've got your hurricane evacuation route planned. hah

Nah. I never leave. I've thought about it a time or two tho.
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(05-10-2021, 03:02 PM)BigMark Wrote: *wood knocked*

Smiley_emoticons_fies
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I'm worried about the missing tiger in Texas.   84
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He broke both legs.
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Say what? No!
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In the woods
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What the hell are "commercial sex acts"? I've never heard that expression before.
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Prostitution, it should be legal. We are such prudes.
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(05-14-2021, 07:04 PM)Duchess Wrote: What the hell are "commercial sex acts"? I've never heard that expression before.

You never seen the X-rated version of the Life cereal commercial where they molest Mikey and he likes it?
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This is the 8th day in a row that the price of lumber has come down. I sure hope this translates to the consumer in a speedy fashion.
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(05-19-2021, 12:07 PM)Duchess Wrote: This is the 8th day in a row that the price of lumber has come down. I sure hope this translates to the consumer in a speedy fashion.

Nah,  isn't happening.   I wanted to put a few.   BUT HEY!   You blocked that shit! Good for you!  I'm so glad you're been vindicated!
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What the fuck does that even mean?
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(05-20-2021, 04:33 AM)Duchess Wrote: What the fuck does that even mean?


Fuck all if I know.  

I do know know that barefoot walking on my back porch,  where the dogs currently like to chew up sticks,  and barefoot walking while legos are present,  gives about the same amount of pain, and I will be adding stick chewing in my sacrifice to the lego gods.
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Hey muh rights people, what the hell is this? Feelings of inadequacy? Scared shitless to go to the bakery without being armed for war? LOOK AT MUH GUNS! WTF is this?

hah He looks ridiculous trying to give off his big dick energy. 

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