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the 2021 trivial fuck username, trump and covid, boring drivel thread
#61
(01-10-2021, 10:32 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(01-09-2021, 06:01 PM)cannongal Wrote:
(01-09-2021, 11:43 AM)MirahM Wrote:
(01-08-2021, 10:09 PM)cannongal Wrote: We got our foster parent license yesterday,  and got our first child today.   Poor kid is so scared,  he's been puking for the last hour.   How the fuck do I tell him that he doesn't need to be scared shitless anymore?

You don't.
You just show him. 
Over time he may adjust.


It takes a big heart to be a foster parent. My heart goes out to you.

It's been better today.   He's not shaking anymore,  and he was able to eat a little bit.   Unfortunately,  our house is loud, which makes him skittish.

It sounds like you have a puppy from the pound. Is he house trained.

(01-10-2021, 11:43 AM)sally Wrote: I thought she was talking about a dog at first. What in gods name happened to the kid?

Sorry,  not sorry,  I had to sign some social media bullshit paperwork and keep things kinda vague.   


Also,  it's a  cross between 'children should never be seen or heard'  and  'religion can beat the gay out',   or at least,  that's what I understood from what his caseworker said.    Meh.
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#62
That is sad.
In this house we believe:
Black Lives Matter
Women's Rights are Human Rights
No human is illegal
Science is real
Love is Love
Kindness is everything
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#63
Does pot have a shelf life?
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#64
smoke it!
In this house we believe:
Black Lives Matter
Women's Rights are Human Rights
No human is illegal
Science is real
Love is Love
Kindness is everything
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#65
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#66
(01-14-2021, 01:24 AM)MirahM Wrote: smoke it!


I do, every single day. I'm doing it right now, now that I'm done for the day. C'mere and let me blow some smoke in your mouth. Come a little closer, my pretty. 
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#67
(01-13-2021, 01:59 PM)Duchess Wrote: Does pot have a shelf life?

Yes, but I would think that at your age, you'd know how to store it properly.      Alas, if it wasn't cured right to begin with,   it gets moldy pretty quickly.
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#68
Holy shit,   this is the first time in 10 years that all 5 bathrooms in this house are working and functioning properly.   I  need to bake a fucking cake.
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#69
(01-22-2021, 01:01 AM)cannongal Wrote: Holy shit,   this is the first time in 10 years that all 5 bathrooms in this house are working and functioning properly.   I  need to bake a fucking cake.


Yeah, and it will likely flush down easily in the working bathrooms! hah hah
Carsman: Loves Living Large
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!

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#70
I saw your new avatar, Clangy Perry. It suits you. 
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#71
(01-27-2021, 12:08 PM)Duchess Wrote: I saw your new avatar, Clangy Perry. It suits you. 


Second that! 44   Actually look cute!

Carsman: Loves Living Large
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!

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#72
I thought so too!   hah Go, Clangy, go!
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#73
(01-27-2021, 12:08 PM)Duchess Wrote: I saw your new avatar, Clangy Perry. It suits you. 
Thanks.  Blowing-kisses Love the Reface app.
https://www.flickr.com/clang_mcfly

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#74
(01-27-2021, 12:20 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(01-27-2021, 12:08 PM)Duchess Wrote: I saw your new avatar, Clangy Perry. It suits you. 


Second that! 44   Actually look cute!

Thanks.  Blowing-kisses I'm glad I didn't make Katy Perry look ugly.
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#75
(01-27-2021, 12:32 PM)Duchess Wrote: I thought so too!   hah Go, Clangy, go!
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#76
Have you ever tried this? Hold your arms out to the side while someone pushes down on each arm as you push up as hard as you can against them for 20 seconds. Once they let go your arms will levitate. Same thing works for your legs. It's crazy.
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#77
It's like your mind and body reacts against the resistance and floats in the air once released.
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#78
Close the windows so you don't float out into the sky.
Remember we're all in the same storm, just not in the same ship.
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#79
(01-28-2021, 12:45 AM)sally Wrote: Have you ever tried this? Hold your arms out to the side while someone pushes down on each arm as you push up as hard as you can against them for 20 seconds. Once they let go your arms will levitate. Same thing works for your legs. It's crazy.

Why was he trying to push your arms down for twenty seconds or longer?
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#80
My son showed it to me. It's something all the kids are doing now. Way better than eating tide pods.
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