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the 2021 trivial fuck username, trump and covid, boring drivel thread
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#161
05-05-2021, 07:57 PM
I'm starting to really hate yard work. I think I will hire Pedro to do my bidding. That is all. [Image: Q6Es1gSMvO6ZiInF3iz-9jf9NmvWc7vHsD9H1l1R...dba9efef58]
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#162
05-10-2021, 11:17 AM
I got an email telling me to prepare my hurricane evacuation route. 
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05-10-2021, 11:23 AM
(05-05-2021, 07:57 PM)Maggot Wrote: I'm starting to really hate yard work. I think I will hire Pedro to do my bidding. That is all. [Image: Q6Es1gSMvO6ZiInF3iz-9jf9NmvWc7vHsD9H1l1R...dba9efef58]

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05-10-2021, 02:52 PM
I'm having a great Monday. *knocks wood*
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05-10-2021, 02:55 PM
Guess you've got your hurricane evacuation route planned. hah
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05-10-2021, 03:02 PM
*wood knocked*
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#167
05-10-2021, 03:18 PM
(05-10-2021, 02:55 PM)Carsman Wrote: Guess you've got your hurricane evacuation route planned. hah

Nah. I never leave. I've thought about it a time or two tho.
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05-10-2021, 03:18 PM
(05-10-2021, 03:02 PM)BigMark Wrote: *wood knocked*

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05-11-2021, 11:08 AM
I'm worried about the missing tiger in Texas.   84
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#170
05-11-2021, 03:15 PM
He broke both legs.
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#171
05-11-2021, 03:36 PM
Say what? No!
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05-11-2021, 03:58 PM
In the woods
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#173
05-14-2021, 07:04 PM
What the hell are "commercial sex acts"? I've never heard that expression before.
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05-14-2021, 07:55 PM
Prostitution, it should be legal. We are such prudes.
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05-15-2021, 12:25 AM
(05-14-2021, 07:04 PM)Duchess Wrote: What the hell are "commercial sex acts"? I've never heard that expression before.

You never seen the X-rated version of the Life cereal commercial where they molest Mikey and he likes it?
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#176
05-19-2021, 12:07 PM
This is the 8th day in a row that the price of lumber has come down. I sure hope this translates to the consumer in a speedy fashion.
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05-20-2021, 12:39 AM
(05-19-2021, 12:07 PM)Duchess Wrote: This is the 8th day in a row that the price of lumber has come down. I sure hope this translates to the consumer in a speedy fashion.

Nah,  isn't happening.   I wanted to put a few.   BUT HEY!   You blocked that shit! Good for you!  I'm so glad you're been vindicated!
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#178
05-20-2021, 04:33 AM
What the fuck does that even mean?
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05-27-2021, 05:10 PM
(05-20-2021, 04:33 AM)Duchess Wrote: What the fuck does that even mean?


Fuck all if I know.  

I do know know that barefoot walking on my back porch,  where the dogs currently like to chew up sticks,  and barefoot walking while legos are present,  gives about the same amount of pain, and I will be adding stick chewing in my sacrifice to the lego gods.
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#180
05-27-2021, 07:28 PM
Hey muh rights people, what the hell is this? Feelings of inadequacy? Scared shitless to go to the bakery without being armed for war? LOOK AT MUH GUNS! WTF is this?

hah He looks ridiculous trying to give off his big dick energy. 

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