the 2021 trivial fuck username, trump and covid, boring drivel thread

[crash]

Sorry Linda. It’s been a special year..

[Duchess]

I talk to dead people too.

[Rootilda]

So I guess Australia or wherever the fuck Crash is is several days ahead of us? It's only 27 Dec in Colorado.

[cannongal]

So I guess Australia or wherever the fuck Crash is is several days ahead of us? It's only 27 Dec in Colorado.

Anytime after Christmas is free game.  If you didn't fuck up so much,  you might know this.   Plus, crash likes starting this thread,  makes him feel like has more than a 3 inch dick.

[crash]

Almost correct. It was started by LC. When we lost her, user used to start it every year, but she’d always fuck it up. Last year, for the first time, I posted it so it was right. This year, I figured user wouldn’t drop in by because she’s moved on sorting out the clusterfuck of a life she’s trying to live, so I’d do it again.

Oh, and I like my ‘3 inch’ dick. It’s never failed to please me.

[cannongal]

Oh shit,  you're right.   User did start it for a few years,   glad you know how to use your big 3 inch well,  most guys with chodes, only think that they know how to use it.

[crash]

It tends to attract women who know what the fuck they want, how to get it and how to use it well themselves. Thanks for all your unwarranted concern about it though, it’s not needed, I’m secure.

[BigMark]

It's nice to know you can always get a shallowthroat.

[Duchess]

It sounds like German war planes are in the sky above me.

[BigMark]

Can you nazi them?

[Duchess]

Nein.

[BigMark]

Meine junge nubile Schönheit, möchten Sie einen langen sinnlichen Fußrub?

[Duchess]

Ich will das mehr als alles andere. Bitte hör nicht auf. Ich mag es so. Das fühlt sich so gut an.

[BigMark]

Snell, snell!

[MirahM]

Wow. I've never seen this sort of conversation in my German class.

[cannongal]

Why the fuck did we rename the pepperoni and cheese platter a 'charcuterie board' ? I can't even pronounce that shit!

[MirahM]

Oh, is this also a rant thread?
I have loud music playing in both apartments on either side of me. It is annoying!

[Clang McFly]

Oh, is this also a rant thread?
I have loud music playing in both apartments on either side of me. It is annoying!

I'd kill for some loud music from my neighbors. I'm bored as fuck in self quarantine.

If I had anything to rant about it would be that I'm still playing phone tag with the contract tracing people. I hope they don't tell me I have to go out and get tested even though I'm feeling fine. I'm going back to work on January 5^th as planned unless they tell me my self quarantine doesn't count because I didn't get tested and I have to quarantine longer.

[crash]

Assange has a pretty big win. Interesting they noted he was a ‘suicide risk’. Maybe Epstein set a precedent for other countries of the world watching along at home.

[Carsman]

Oh, is this also a rant thread?
I have loud music playing in both apartments on either side of me. It is annoying!

I'd kill for some loud music from my neighbors. I'm bored as fuck in self quarantine.

If I had anything to rant about it would be that I'm still playing phone tag with the contract tracing people. I hope they don't tell me I have to go out and get tested even though I'm feeling fine. I'm going back to work on January 5^th as planned unless they tell me my self quarantine doesn't count because I didn't get tested and I have to quarantine longer.

So, guess you went back to work today!

Anybody miss you? Or notice you were gone?