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How do I get full access?
#81
Fuck the camera - holding the oil and a body pillow to join in!
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#82
Are you still talking about Sinister and her African-American friend? Because I really can't see that happening.
#83
Fantasies are free. I still reckon I have a shot at Jessica Alba.

[user=35]LuMPyPussy[/user] wrote:
Quote:Are you still talking about Sinister and her African-American friend? Because I really can't see that happening.
#84
[color="blue"]Goodnight all.
Shame I missed out on Liquid. He is fun.
Was hoping for some more stupid diatribes from Ordinary Peehole and Antagonist

Ah well. Tomorrow maybe.
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#85
Shy Guy Wrote:Fantasies are free. I still reckon I have a shot at Jessica Alba.

[user=35]LuMPyPussy[/user] wrote:
Quote:Are you still talking about Sinister and her African-American friend? Because I really can't see that happening.
Jessica Alba, I can see... Sinister, not so much.
#86
good last 3 full pages of posts. I vote to let him in. It is up to sinCUNTer, but I think he is worthy.
#87
Shy Guy Wrote:Goodnight all.
Shame I missed out on Liquid. He is fun.
Was hoping for some more stupid diatribes from Ordinary Peehole and Antagonist

Ah well. Tomorrow maybe.
Ah, we've got a little Aussie on our hands. ::thumbs::
#88
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Are you still talking about Sinister and her African-American friend? Because I really can't see that happening.

No, whoever she punched in the store.
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#89
Hi Aussie status gives him a big bonus since it helps have action on the typically off hours here in America.
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#90
Middle Finger Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Are you still talking about Sinister and her African-American friend? Because I really can't see that happening.

No, whoever she punched in the store.
Yeah, that's who I'm talking about... but it was outside in the parking lot of the store.
#91
Liquid Wrote:good last 3 full pages of posts. I vote to let him in. It is up to sinCUNTer, but I think he is worthy.
Me too ! ::bravo::
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#92
Middle Finger Wrote:Sinister has big tits (as you may discover once you get full access) so I got a little aroused but I WAS concerned for the other shopper.

Fuck that bitch, and fuck you, too.

SG, when you get your ass back in here I'll open the fuckin' door for you. I'm sick of your long-ass 7 page intro. Much improved on the avatar. Obedient; I like that.
#93
If you keep talking like that, all your hopes and dreams of getting me in bed with my body pillow go right down the fucking drain, you bitch!
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#94
Middle Finger Wrote:If you keep talking like that, all your hopes and dreams of getting me in bed with my body pillow go right down the fucking drain, you bitch!
Shhhh.....don't tell Bullet.....::lipsealed::
#95
is this guy in yet as a member?
#96
If his usergroup above his avatar is Virgin Mocker, then he is still stuck in newbie hell. If so, then for some reason, Sinister wants to wait.
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#97
Shy Guy Wrote:I have not been too rude or nasty...
Or entertaining, or intelligent, or hell... any of the things you would actually need to be to 'get access'. ::rollseyes::
#98
Liquid Wrote:none of these new members can follow the simple simple rules. MF do we need to make them clearer somehow? Maybe send a welcome PM to each of them with exactly what they have to do?
1) add an avatar
2) add a bitch name
3) post something, ANYTHING, that is not mindless dribble so the members can get to know you, mock you, and maybe let you the fuck in.

lol
Why make it any easier on them?? Anyone with at least half a brain would figure that stuff out before their first post.
#99
Liquid Wrote:you made it a sticky which is a good thing, but I think you should change the name to something more in their face like

READ THESE RULES FIRST ASSHOLES OR YOU WILL BE BANNED
*snort* ::thumbs::
[user=135]Shy Guy[/user] wrote:
Quote:Well I was seriously trying for lame.
Look how successful you are at it!!

And try using a spell-checker... or... grammar checker, or heck how about an IQ checker.