NFL 2021

[Duchess]

I'm going to the Nova Care Complex and insist they fire Jalen Reagor immediately! I'm not leaving until they do. 

Please come with bail money.

[Maggot]

I was wondering why my legs were so cold. I have a huge TV in my cellar and people come over to watch the game. Tonight I was outside farting around drinking a beer, smokin a joint waiting for people to leave and my legs were freezing. I roll up my sweatpants and forgot I did then went back into the house and realized what I did. It's really cold out maybe 20 deg. They took forever to leave. Anyways I rolled them bitches back down.

[Duchess]

Guys. This is such a cool story. I like it so much because it involves kids and their delight is palpable. All because of a wrong number.

[Maggot]

I bought 2 Mac Jones Rookie cards just in case.

[Duchess]

We make cheeeeese. 

[Duchess]

We're going to the playoffs! Oh happy day!   

[Duchess]

I think there's something wrong with Antonio Brown, something more than him just being a dick.

[Clang McFly]

I think there's something wrong with Antonio Brown, something more than him just being a dick.

Nah, he's just being the normal asshole football player. Traitor Brady was even being a dick throwing a Microsoft Surface.

[Duchess]

I read someone say that Mike Tomlin deserved an award for putting up with him for 9 years.   

I think he's taken one too many hits to his head.

[Maggot]

Haters gonna hate.

[Duchess]

I don't hate him, I've only ever hated one person and that's fairly new-ish. I feel sorry for him in spite of him being a douche. I think he has mental health issues.

[Maggot]

Many games are being moved from 1pm to 4:30 this Sunday

[Duchess]

Mine got flexed to prime time, Saturday night at 8:15. It's my last regular season game and it's against our biggest division rival, those fricken Cowboys.

[Duchess]

I love the game of football, I think it's fun & exciting and often maddening, life of a fan, ya know. I am not a fan of those in top management, it's all about money to them and I believe that's the bottom line in every single decision they make.

What follows is Antonio Brown's statement in regards to what went down on the field the other day. I believe him.

[Duchess]

Wild card weekend, BayBay!  

It's fun & exciting and seriously nervous making. Ugh. I don't want to be one and done.

Go Birds!

[Clang McFly]

Well it looks like I owe my brother and my friend a cigar. Patriots were losing 27-0 at halftime. I couldn't bear to watch the second half. I'll find out later the final score of the slaughter.

[Duchess]

I'll find out later the final score of the slaughter.

47-17

I didn't see any of that game, but I did watch the Bengals/Raiders game.

Why the hell did the Pats push out Brady? He is still playing at an exceedingly high level, he's not too old, he's a fricken machine.

[Duchess]

A team's hometown sports media should, at the very least, give the appearance of loyalty to the team, you bastards. They all choose the Buc's to win today.  

[Clang McFly]

I'll find out later the final score of the slaughter.

47-17

I didn't see any of that game, but I did watch the Bengals/Raiders game.

Why the hell did the Pats push out Brady? He is still playing at an exceedingly high level, he's not too old, he's a fricken machine.

Holy fuck. That sucks. 

Brady was pushed out most likely for being a greedy, power grabbing diva asshole. Stole his boy toy Gronk away from retirement too. What a piece of shit.

[Duchess]

I turned my game off. I couldn't watch anymore. I'm trying really hard not to feel too bad given we made it to the playoffs with a first year head coach and a kid starting his first full season as QB. I hope it's not too bad of a beat down, I want to look, but through my fingers like how I used to watch Game of Thrones.