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MY NOSE IS HAVING A BREAKDOWN
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#21
02-23-2021, 04:32 PM
(02-23-2021, 01:27 PM)Duchess Wrote: I'm going to smoke some weed right now and wish I could blow the smoke in your face, pain in the ass.

I'm a gadfly, what can I say?  hah


Back in the day I smoked purple weed, which tasted fruity and was mildly halucinogenic. The shit people smoke nowadays is 10-100 times more potent than anything I ever smoked, so it's no wonder people have mashed potatos for brains. When I was 14 I hitched to a yes concert and scored some "purple barrel THC", which was probably horse tranquilizer. Very, very good, as I fondly remember. Had to walk around the coliseum 3 times to get my bearings, then proceeded to get picked up by a carload of homosexuals, which was a bit more than my brain could process. They stopped at a party in Fair Haven, I think, and I politely declined the invitation to go in. Needless to say, the driver of the car was a gentleman who drove 60 miles out of his way to get me home. When I got out he handed me his business card, which read: Timco Party Bartending. Never found myself in need of party bartending services, but I greatly appreciated what he did.

Saw Yes 3 times, on a revolving stage. '76, '77, and '78. Very tight and musically talented band, none better when it came to performing live. Good times.  103


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#22
02-23-2021, 09:26 PM
I was born in 75 so I'm wet behind the ears, but I think you people are fucking crazy.
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02-23-2021, 09:46 PM
At least fish have seaweed to get stoned with.
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02-24-2021, 12:47 AM
(02-23-2021, 09:46 PM)Maggot Wrote: At least fish have seaweed to get stoned with.

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#25
03-10-2021, 07:59 PM
My boss' little dog pooped in the house and that disgusting smell has been trapped in my nostrils all friggin' day.   84
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03-10-2021, 08:18 PM
(03-10-2021, 07:59 PM)Duchess Wrote: My boss' little dog pooped in the house and that disgusting smell has been trapped in my nostrils all friggin' day.   84

hah hah hah
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03-10-2021, 11:45 PM
(03-10-2021, 07:59 PM)Duchess Wrote: My boss' little dog pooped in the house and that disgusting smell has been trapped in my nostrils all friggin' day.   84

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03-11-2021, 12:59 AM
(03-10-2021, 07:59 PM)Duchess Wrote: My boss' little dog pooped in the house and that disgusting smell has been trapped in my nostrils all friggin' day.   84

Gawd, I wish I could smell poop.
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