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The Fruitcake Bullshit Files
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#21
02-11-2022, 11:46 AM
Apparently there's an alien infestation in Ukraine, but they don't want to spook anybody so they're pretending it's a geo-political conflict. Hmmm...

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02-11-2022, 01:40 PM
Aliens probed my ass. They found my long lost gerbil and a family of gerbils he was renting my ass out to as a 4 bedroom condo.
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#23
02-11-2022, 02:29 PM
*snicker*
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02-11-2022, 03:22 PM
(02-11-2022, 01:40 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Aliens probed my ass. They found my long lost gerbil and a family of gerbils he was renting my ass out to as a 4 bedroom condo.

Gerbils are preferable to funnel web spiders.
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02-11-2022, 03:32 PM
Are they the same as an orb weaver, I think they're called?
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02-11-2022, 03:50 PM
(02-11-2022, 03:32 PM)Duchess Wrote: Are they the same as an orb weaver, I think they're called?

They're bigger, uglier, and their fangs will go right through a toenail. And they're super fast!


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02-11-2022, 04:30 PM
Yikes!
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#28
02-12-2022, 03:16 PM
The title of this thread makes me chuckle every time I see it in the lineup.  
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02-12-2022, 09:44 PM
(02-11-2022, 03:22 PM)rothschild Wrote:
(02-11-2022, 01:40 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Aliens probed my ass. They found my long lost gerbil and a family of gerbils he was renting my ass out to as a 4 bedroom condo.

Gerbils are preferable to funnel web spiders.

Funnel cake is preferable to both gerbils and spiders.
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