Happy Mothers Day Mockers!

[Maggot]

For all those that still have a Mother call her and spend some time talking, for those that have lost theirs remember the memories and know that she always loved you.

I grew up with 4 brothers and 1 sister and one day we were picking on my Mom because we thought she didn't know how to ride a bike. she showed us wrong and said "give me that bike, I'll show you" So she took my brothers bike because it was the biggest and went down the hill we lived on, it was a fairly steep hill and we were even afraid to go down it full throttle. Off she went down the hill and as she picked up speed at the bottom sure enough the front wheel started wobbling and she screamed as she went ass over teakettle onto the pavement. 
We ran down and as she was standing up the bike had landed in the bushes, her entire side and part of her face was covered in blood and dirt and just a bloody mess. She broke her glasses and as we ran to her she was brushing off the dirt that was embedded in her arms, face and leg. 

We asked if she was OK and she just laughed and said "How was THAT!" She looks at the bike and says "You better get your bike Mike" and strutted up the hill as if nothing happened, broken glasses in her hand and all. We looked at each other and never fucked with her again,

Happy Mothers Day. 

[BigMark]

Visiting mine for the first time since covid hit.

[sally]

I once put on roller skates to show my kids how I used to get down on skates. I got down alright, almost broke both knee caps. Seems I forgot how to do it.

[Duchess]

I miss my mom everyday. I still have split second moments where I want to share something with her and think of picking up the phone or shooting off an email. I'm her only daughter and I wish I would have been more open to her wanting to have the fun of dressing me like a girl, but when you're young you don't see it like that. I wanted jeans & shitkickers not pink ribbons and cutesy dresses.

Happy Mother's Day, Mock Mamas.

[sally]

I think of my mom everyday. The old nutcase.

[Maggot]

Visiting mine for the first time since covid hit.

That's really good I wish I could. Treat her well.

[Clang McFly]

I think of my mom everyday. The old nutcase.

I don't think of my mom often, but when I do I feel sad and guilty. I took advantage of her kindness in her final years to be more lazy and unambitious. Wished she had lived one more year so I could have treated her better, so she could have seen me get a decent successful State job, and I could be more open and honest with her about my crossdressing. Miss you, Mom.

[sally]

Been there done that Clang. I would get annoyed at my mom and not be as nice as I should have without the thought that I'm not going to see her anymore one day. We're human.

[Clang McFly]

Been there done that Clang. I would get annoyed at my mom and not be as nice as I should have without the thought that I'm not going to see her anymore one day. We're human.

Yeah, I know. I just wish I could remember where in the cemetery she is buried. I'd probably try to visit her gravestone. I haven't been to visit her since the funeral almost 7 years ago.

[BigMark]

they have maps you know

[sally]

I held my mom in my arms for an hour and just hugged her and cried until the guy came with the body bag. I wouldn't say it was awful because it was the last time I would ever see her again, but it was surreal.

[Clang McFly]

they have maps you know

They do? I'm not so sure. It's the small rural village of Hoosick Falls. I'm not even sure there is a groundskeeper.

[Maggot]

They have a guest list for everyone in every graveyard.