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the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread
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#381
11-22-2022, 04:43 PM
(11-22-2022, 10:18 AM)cannongal Wrote: I should be cleaning right now.    I have 50+ people coming over in 2 days, and I'm still in my jammies,  drinking coffee.

Omg 50 people! Wow!

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11-22-2022, 05:07 PM
50 people coming for dinner!   Panic
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11-22-2022, 06:19 PM
50 shades of grey.
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11-22-2022, 06:44 PM
hah  You're a funny fucker.
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11-23-2022, 08:23 PM
So...today was fun.

I don't even know where to start. I've been running around doing errands, driving around looking at some cool houses in the older part of town.
AND THEN I NEEDED TO FUEL UP. I pull in to a gas station and I see sketchiness. But I decide to stay. Until I see a guy wretching. I just sat there for a second AND STILL THOUGHT ABOUT STAYING. And then I said, "No, this is gross, so gross" "Get me out of here" and then as I was driving out I think I could hear him and I swear I was going to wretch also.

BUT THAT ISN'T ALL I SAW TODAY!

Today on my way home after not getting fuel I was stopped at a stop light on a side street and there was a woman crossing the street. Yep, she was crossing the street. On her but. Like doing the crab walk, but also scooting herself. She had no shoes on.
Our light was green, but I just waited there, in the center lane was a mail truck and it looked like they were calling it in, I drove through the intersection and a police vehicle had just pulled up.

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11-23-2022, 09:00 PM
OMG
I can't believe I forgot the other part of the story.
So I get home and I tell my mom about these things. AND SHE TELLS ME a story about a gal that was digging in the trash during covid and she pulled out a mask and it was dirty and she said,"This won't help me" and so my mom gave her a clean mask and I think they had some other interaction another time.
AND THEN ONE DAY my mom was leaving the parking lot and she saw the gal on top of some guy behind the buliding. I asked my mom if she offered her a mask again or a condom.

OMG I can't believe my mom has to see this kind of shit.

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#387
12-10-2022, 10:18 AM
This is so sappy and I love it.


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#388
12-10-2022, 01:46 PM
Um
She is going to find a unicorn now. LOL

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12-10-2022, 06:25 PM
That farts rainbow glitter in an arc over the block.
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#390
12-12-2022, 04:32 PM
I think bats are cute.
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12-12-2022, 05:00 PM
At least she only wants a unicorn and not a sex change.
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12-12-2022, 06:09 PM
(12-12-2022, 05:00 PM)sally Wrote: At least she only wants a unicorn and not a sex change.

Unicorns  can give you magical sex changes. Maybe she wants it for that.
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12-12-2022, 07:24 PM
Yeah, but what about the sweet little bats?
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12-12-2022, 07:32 PM
They're real cute until they bite you and you have to get a series of rabies vaccines or die an excruciating death.
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12-12-2022, 08:34 PM
Bats are cute. They are adorable.

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12-12-2022, 08:35 PM
Add another star to my lesbian card today. I insulated my moms garage door today. It wasn't difficult but at one point as I had the staple gun in my hand I felt like a real lesbian.

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12-12-2022, 10:20 PM
(12-12-2022, 08:35 PM)MirahM Wrote: Add another star to my lesbian card today. I insulated my moms garage door today. It wasn't difficult but at one point as I had the staple gun in my hand I felt like a real lesbian.

I first read that as "I insulted my mom's door." And I was like "Huh? Is that something lesbians actually do?"
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12-13-2022, 01:33 AM
All the time!

I look at the door and yell at it
"You mother fucking door knob! Get a job! And a hair cut while you're at it!" "Where'd you get those knockers?! The drug store? You could use a paint job!"
"All you do is open-close, open-close, can't you think of anything else to do?"
"Look at this one! It doesn't have any knockers, it needs a door bell! Ding Dong! Ding Dong!"
"Look at your peep-hole! The last time you cleaned that was decades ago, you can tell by the spiderwebs"
"And this one has a mail-slot! Woa baby! Watch out!"

If you read this in the voice of Laverne from Laverne and Shirley it works great, because that is how I wrote it.

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12-13-2022, 07:11 AM
(12-13-2022, 01:33 AM)MirahM Wrote: All the time!

I look at the door and yell at it
"You mother fucking door knob! Get a job! And a hair cut while you're at it!" "Where'd you get those knockers?! The drug store? You could use a paint job!"
"All you do is open-close, open-close, can't you think of anything else to do?"
"Look at this one! It doesn't have any knockers, it needs a door bell! Ding Dong! Ding Dong!"
"Look at your peep-hole! The last time you cleaned that was decades ago, you can tell by the spiderwebs"
"And this one has a mail-slot! Woa baby! Watch out!"

If you read this in the voice of Laverne from Laverne and Shirley it works great, because that is how I wrote it.

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#400
12-15-2022, 12:17 PM
People are fucking nutty today.
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