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the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread
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#1
12-31-2021, 10:52 AM
Happy New Year, fuckers…

And fuck you, username..
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#2
12-31-2021, 12:02 PM
Please, PLEASE let 2022 be so much better than 2021. Please.
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12-31-2021, 06:51 PM
I want to learn how to use a chainsaw.
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12-31-2021, 07:33 PM
(12-31-2021, 06:51 PM)Duchess Wrote: I want to learn how to use a chainsaw.

is that wise?

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12-31-2021, 08:07 PM
(12-31-2021, 10:52 AM)crash Wrote: Happy New Year, fuckers…

And fuck you, username..

Premature. Again. 

I’m owning 2022.
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#6
12-31-2021, 08:20 PM
Woa

Happy New Year!
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12-31-2021, 08:43 PM
HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR ALL!
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Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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#8
12-31-2021, 09:32 PM
(12-31-2021, 08:07 PM)username Wrote: I’m owning 2022.


About fucking time.
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01-01-2022, 03:42 PM
(12-31-2021, 08:07 PM)username Wrote:
(12-31-2021, 10:52 AM)crash Wrote: Happy New Year, fuckers…

And fuck you, username..

Premature. Again. 

I’m owning 2022.

You own 2022? I'll be sure to email you all my upcoming complaints and problems. Cuntivus has begun.
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01-09-2022, 05:32 AM
Why would anyone be this scared to go to the deli?

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01-09-2022, 10:55 AM
(01-09-2022, 05:32 AM)Duchess Wrote: Why would anyone be this scared to go to the deli?

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For me, it's my anxiety and laziness. I always just get whatever cold cuts(mostly ham) I can get at the grab and go. This week salami, provolone, and Muenster.
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01-09-2022, 12:40 PM
To Whom It May Concern:


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01-09-2022, 07:19 PM
I might grab branches and try to look bigger than the bear.  Why is this thing going sideways......heh.
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01-09-2022, 07:27 PM
I really want to fuck with that guy in the striped shirt to see how fast he can use those weapons.
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01-09-2022, 08:45 PM
(01-09-2022, 05:32 AM)Duchess Wrote: Why would anyone be this scared to go to the deli?

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That's not fear. It's for when you get behind that asshole at the deli who can't make their mind up and wants to try a sample of everything and you want to launch a rocket up their ass.
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01-09-2022, 08:48 PM
(01-09-2022, 07:27 PM)MirahM Wrote: I really want to fuck with that guy in the striped shirt to see how fast he can use those weapons.

Ask them to slice you a quarter pound of four different meats and cheeses and you'll find out.
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01-09-2022, 09:07 PM
Thats why I always get a lbs. 1⁄4 is not enough.
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01-09-2022, 09:08 PM
wait............You can ask for samples?
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01-09-2022, 09:31 PM
That's a fake or empty TOW missile, I bet his truck is lifted 2 feet, what a small dick idiot. Like woman who show 6 inches of cleavage and get mad when you look.
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01-09-2022, 09:37 PM
(01-09-2022, 09:08 PM)Maggot Wrote: wait............You can ask for samples?

Hell yeah you can. You can be pissing everyone off in line for hours.
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