01-09-2022, 09:03 PM
There is a guy at work, I will call him Jon. He was on vaca the week of Christmas. Everything was going fine and on Christmas day he had a prime roast. It came out of the oven covered in shallots and his wife cut a pc off and he ate it. It was good.
They went upstairs and were getting rid of the wrappers and tape and all that crap and Jon came down 15 min later to look at the roast and get ready for dinner. He goes down and says "where is it?" the thing was gone!
He sees his 1 yr old German Shepard licking his chops and realizes that the freakin dog grabbed the roast and ate the entire thing.
Now Jon knows that shallots are like poison to a dog and he has to make it puke, so he takes the dog into the bathroom and locks the door, he then makes the dog drink a bottle of hydrogen peroxide, he knows he only has 20-30 min before the dog starts keeling over.
He pours it down the dogs throat and the dog pukes up the meat and shallots in the corner (He showed me the pictures) This grosses him out so he puke's and everyone is empty.
The dog came out OK and all he says is the dog looked like he was rabid after.
This happened on Christmas day and I guess only condiments were served that day. It's the craziest story I have ever heard, if not for the pics I wouldn't believe it. But there it was mush on top of bath towels.
They went upstairs and were getting rid of the wrappers and tape and all that crap and Jon came down 15 min later to look at the roast and get ready for dinner. He goes down and says "where is it?" the thing was gone!
He sees his 1 yr old German Shepard licking his chops and realizes that the freakin dog grabbed the roast and ate the entire thing.
Now Jon knows that shallots are like poison to a dog and he has to make it puke, so he takes the dog into the bathroom and locks the door, he then makes the dog drink a bottle of hydrogen peroxide, he knows he only has 20-30 min before the dog starts keeling over.
He pours it down the dogs throat and the dog pukes up the meat and shallots in the corner (He showed me the pictures) This grosses him out so he puke's and everyone is empty.
The dog came out OK and all he says is the dog looked like he was rabid after.
This happened on Christmas day and I guess only condiments were served that day. It's the craziest story I have ever heard, if not for the pics I wouldn't believe it. But there it was mush on top of bath towels.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.