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#41
11-22-2022, 03:28 PM
full of lint and tobacco.
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#42
11-22-2022, 04:13 PM
Like those candies in the black and orange wrappers the old ladies like to give out on Halloween. You dont even know what the fuck they are, what they're made of or where they got them from. You know the ones I'm talking about?
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#43
11-22-2022, 05:08 PM
I think I do. It's like taffy, usually peanut butter flavored.
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#44
11-22-2022, 05:10 PM
Have y'all seen what a pie costs these days? A real pie, not one of those things at the supermarket, but one from a bakery or the Amish. 
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#45
11-22-2022, 06:16 PM
(11-22-2022, 05:10 PM)Duchess Wrote: Have y'all seen what a pie costs these days? A real pie, not one of those things at the supermarket, but one from a bakery or the Amish. 

$15-25.
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#46
01-28-2023, 06:32 PM
I made brownies and I forgot how much my mom loves them. Next time I am hiding them! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

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01-28-2023, 07:00 PM
Sandwiches at a fancy deli were 8-9 dollars 2 years ago, now they're 13-15.

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01-29-2023, 02:57 AM
(01-28-2023, 06:32 PM)MirahM Wrote: I made brownies and I forgot how much my mom loves them. Next time I am hiding them! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

Had some store bought brookies tonight. They were delicious.
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#49
01-29-2023, 08:31 AM
(01-28-2023, 06:32 PM)MirahM Wrote: I made brownies 

The corners are my favorite. I once said that and was told that there are actually brownie baking pans where every brownie is a corner.


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#50
01-30-2023, 12:21 AM
Yum!

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#51
01-30-2023, 12:39 PM
I use to cook at a restaurant and the owner was an old German lady, she made the best brownies I ever ate in my life. I should have got the recipe.
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01-30-2023, 08:53 PM
(01-30-2023, 12:39 PM)sally Wrote: I use to cook at a restaurant and the owner was an old German lady, she made the best brownies I ever ate in my life. I should have got the recipe.

Did she bake the brownies before or after baking a "kike" or Kookies?  (Oh yes I did!)
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#53
01-30-2023, 09:56 PM
She actually used apple jews for her brownies, it's an old trick not many know about.
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#54
01-30-2023, 10:12 PM
Jew gotta be kidding.
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#55
01-30-2023, 10:41 PM
Nope, you can use grape or any jews in a pinch.
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01-30-2023, 11:25 PM
(01-30-2023, 09:56 PM)sally Wrote: She actually used apple jews for her brownies, it's an old trick not many know about.

hah

Do you need a press or can you use a blender to make apple jews?  

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#57
01-31-2023, 12:17 AM
Pasteurization.
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#58
01-31-2023, 12:21 AM
Duchess doesn't like this kind of talk, she thinks I'm a mini Hitler, but she's retarded.
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01-31-2023, 01:24 AM
Hitler: I said glass of juice, not gas the jews!
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01-31-2023, 02:14 AM
(01-31-2023, 01:24 AM)rothschild Wrote: Hitler: I said glass of juice, not gas the jews!

hah

Wow!  I did Nazi that coming!
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