DON'T. JUST DON'T

[Duchess]

Don't put broken cookies in the cookie jar.

Don't use stainless utensils in my good stainless pots & pans.



Do you have any odd quirks?

[sally]

You have a cookie jar? I use to clean for these people that always had jars of goodies on their counter. Cookies, gold fish, mustard pretzels, caramel popcorn, chef mix...you name it, they had it in a jar. No wonder why the whole family was a bunch of fat fucks.

[sally]

Oh yeah and that's my quirk, I hated having to move all those jars to clean underneath them.

[Duchess]

You have a cookie jar? 

Yeah, I do. You sound surprised.

You must have cleaned for my boss. She used to always have goodies under glass, several of them.

[sally]

I'm willing to bet that no one else here has a cookie jar. And by cookie jar I don't mean a vagina, Mark.

[pyropappy]

I have a cookie jar, I tradeoff between Ginger Snaps, Oreos, Chocolate chip and Nutter Butter. Although, I never met a cookie I didn't like.

[Clang McFly]

You have a cookie jar? I use to clean for these people that always had jars of goodies on their counter. Cookies, gold fish, mustard pretzels, caramel popcorn, chef mix...you name it, they had it in a jar. No wonder why the whole family was a bunch of fat fucks.

OCD anal retentive fat fucks. Us true lazy fat fucks wouldn't bother to put cookies or other snacks in a jar. We eat it straight from the bag or box and stuff it in our fat faces.

[Duchess]

I'm willing to bet that no one else here has a cookie jar. And by cookie jar I don't mean a vagina, Mark.

I particularly liked that. Ahahahaha. I do it too. You have to!

...where the hell am I supposed to put the cookies? I am not just keeping a package in the pantry. Shit needs to be organized, woman. I line up all the beverages in the fridge too. Each beverage gets its own line. 

[sally]

You have a cookie jar? I use to clean for these people that always had jars of goodies on their counter. Cookies, gold fish, mustard pretzels, caramel popcorn, chef mix...you name it, they had it in a jar. No wonder why the whole family was a bunch of fat fucks.

OCD anal retentive fat fucks. Us true lazy fat fucks wouldn't bother to put cookies or other snacks in a jar. We eat it straight from the bag or box and stuff it in our fat faces.

Yes exactly! I dont buy cookies often, but when I do I'm not going to dick around putting them in a jar.

[cannongal]

I have a few, but the biggest one is don't put soap on a cast iron pan.   Hot water and a scrubber is just fine.

[BigMark]

Leave clothes in the dryer or washer, not making the bed or showering daily.

[crash]

Don’t rinse the grease from your pan down my sink. There’s paper towel, wipe the fucking thing first.

[sally]

I just thought of one. My oldest daughter who doesn't live with me, but is here often, to this day refuses to rinse the dish cloth out after she does dishes. She rolls it in a ball with food particles stuck in it and leaves it in the sink that way. Drives me nuts.

[Duchess]

You have a cookie jar?

I have a couple candy dishes too. One of them holds chocolate covered peanuts.

[sally]

I have my grandmother's glass decorative candy dish, but it's in the attic somewhere along with her tea cups. When I was a little kid I liked to sit in her formal dining room and drink orange spice tea out of the fancy cups and eat the little Hershey kiss shaped mints she always kept in the dish like I was queen Elizabeth.