Hi! Is this thing on?

[Clang McFly]

Take ye fat ass to the kitchen and make a mutton pie.

Tis women's work. I shall fetch a peon to maketh haste to yonder market with coin to buyeth one.

[BigMark]

He makes a dandy mud pie, right in his shorts.

[Duchess]

Da fuck

[Clang McFly]

He makes a dandy mud pie, right in his shorts.

Tis but a skidmarketh. My farts be juicyeth.

[Duchess]

Sonofabitch!

[BigMark]

He's one mud pickle short of a sandwich.

[Clang McFly]

He's one mud pickle short of a sandwich.

I'm not dumb, just immature, socially awkward introvert, with a weird sense of humor. A big kid at heart.

[Duchess]

All the reasons I love ya, Clangy. 

[BigMark]

YOU LOVE HIM MORE THAN ME!

[Clang McFly]

YOU LOVE HIM MORE THAN ME!

[Duchess]

YOU LOVE HIM MORE THAN ME!

I love you all equally. 

Good answer, right?

[BigMark]

I'm still pouting.

[Duchess]

Aww, c'mere and I'll rub your belly.

[Clang McFly]

Aww, c'mere and I'll rub your belly.

You never rub my belly.

Now I'm pouting.

[BigMark]

[BlueTiki]

Two women were playing golf. The first woman teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men, playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Oh my god!  I am so, so, sorry!" she exclaimed. 

"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me!", she told him.

"No . . no . . . I'll . . .I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied between his gasps. 

He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, clasping his hands at his groin.

At her continued persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. 

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands slowly and carefully inside. She then administered a tender and skillful massage for several long moments and softly asked him: "There, now. How does that feel?".

"It feels wonderful!", he replied.   

"But . . . I still think my thumb's broken!"

[MirahM]

[MirahM]

Working the Bruce Springsteen concert tonight.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrpXArn3hII

[Duchess]

Working the Bruce Springsteen concert tonight.

  That's so exciting! Holy shit balls, you must be thrilled! 

[BlueTiki]

Remind me to tell you a story about the leather jacket he's wearing on the Born To Run album cover.

Have a wonderful time!

I hope he includes songs from Greetings from Asbury Park and and The Wild, The Innocent and The E Street Shuffle.

I miss the original E Street Band musicians.