Hi! Is this thing on?

[Duchess]

I wasnt for fuck saking at you Duchess!

Whew. I was sweating bullets. I don't want to get on your wrong wrong side, I'm in lust, baybee!  

[MirahM]

Now I'm just thinking about my sides and wishing you were here

That doesn't make any sense
Any way that I worded whatever was in my mind doesn't make sense
OMGWTFBBQ

[Duchess]

I was so worried about getting on your wrong side I said it twice. OMG.  

[Duchess]

Now I'm just thinking about my sides and wishing you were here

I once looked to see how long it would take to drive there.

[MirahM]

You did?
I bet it would be days. And then a boat ride! Or helicopter, or hike in : )

[BigMark]

Facetime.

[Duchess]

You did?
I bet it would be days. And then a boat ride! Or helicopter, or hike in : )

I did. It was just to get from my state to your state, not a specific location. 

[Duchess]

[Duchess]

Well, shit, it wouldn't post my map.

[MirahM]

Its okay.

I set up my hammock tonight
with the bug shield
and then I took a walk
and got bit up
soooo many bugs
and then I had a long skirt on-and it picked up every sticky thorny whatever on the path and now it is all stuck on my skirt

I lost all of my energy for the evening
it is warm
I already jumped in the lake once

[Piglet]

Weed?

[Duchess]

She doesn't do anything like that. She is pure as the driven snow.

[rothschild]

Yeah, she's not a drug addict like Duchess is, so screw you, Piglet.

[BigMark]

I got stung by a fucking bee, arm swelled up like half a grapefruit.

[Duchess]

Is it itching yet?

[BigMark]

yup, and hot.

[Duchess]

Do you have any Benadryl? If so, take one or two.

[BigMark]

Yeah, I did and it helped.

[rothschild]

Yeah, I did and it helped.

A baking soda paste can help. Are you allergic to bee stings?

[BigMark]

No, everything here is meaner.