Kelly Bundy.

[rothschild]

Keeping Up Appearances was infinitely better than Married with Children. American telly is the pits.

[MirahM]

Are you fat Mirah?  I reccomend corsets, mind you corsets for feet havent been invented yet.  Burgers followed by hagen daz?

Mirah is so fucking fat we took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

I am fat like Santa!

[MirahM]

This is more like it, i felt like i was wandering in a churchyard.  Nice one Sally.  This place should be renamed Banality, it is frankly, banal in the extreme.  So there is a picture of Mirah, is she a fit tart?  That picture of your knickers isnt you is it Duchess?      The ones you wear could probably sail the Mayflower round the world.

And as for Chang, i must have done something right, he now calls himself happy new chang.  Being assertive can only get stronger.    And as for you cannongal, what fucking programme is there?  And i am better than your best person.    If the programme is banality, then i resign.   

And it seems we all love Christina, imagine being great white sharks, and we come across a dead whale.  Imagine the feeding frenzy, and the whale is Christina.  Way to go as you yankees would say.    Mirah has called me an asshole, is that the best you yankees can do?

Asshole was the wrong word for you. I really meant to say "whiny little bitch"

We are so boring and unoriginal, yet here you are, enduring it. Poor you.

[BigMark]

Hopefully just the size and not the shape.

[Clang McFly]

Are you fat Mirah?  I reccomend corsets, mind you corsets for feet havent been invented yet.  Burgers followed by hagen daz?

Mirah is so fucking fat we took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

I am fat like Santa!

From eating too many Ho-Ho's.

[Piglet]

Mirah, i am not a bitch, and i can prove it, i have always wanted to know what sleeping with a she elephant was like. Mind you, you would only need to roll over and i will meet my maker. The pressure would be so great my head would hit the bedroom wall, my body would still be under you.

Is there any chance of you dressing like Christina Applegate,? im going to need a lot of help. The days of hanging bath towels off my wand is over. Cigar smoking while i stoke your engine is forbidden, and if you raise your ass to me would it be ok if Chang stepped in?

[MirahM]

I am not an elephant. It was a joke. You are humorless and a whiny bitch. Have fun with your towel.

Watch Burlesque. Thats Christina Aguilara, but you might like her just as much.

[BigMark]

The only applegate he has a chance with is Marshal.