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Tales from the Frontline: Online Dating
So you don't want to see my 'stache? I'm told it's very cute.  111
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I totally want to see it!!!

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I hate when I get to Friday and I feel grumpy at the end of the week and just feel like vegging or working out or NOT GOING ON A DATE!!!!!

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(03-31-2023, 03:39 PM)Duchess Wrote: So you don't want to see my 'stache? I'm told it's very cute.  111

Only if you dress like Freddy Mercury.

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(03-31-2023, 06:07 PM)MirahM Wrote:  NOT GOING ON A DATE!!!!!

You're going on that date and you're going to lick it, missy.   16
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Stick a finger up his butt ass well. Not all the way, just to the first line.
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(03-31-2023, 06:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(03-31-2023, 06:07 PM)MirahM Wrote:  NOT GOING ON A DATE!!!!!

You're going on that date and you're going to lick it, missy.   16

Lick or Like? I didn't lick anything except for the meat on my plate!

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So what happened to GirlBoss anyway? 
Carsman: Loves Living Large
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!

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(04-01-2023, 04:30 PM)MirahM Wrote: Lick or Like? I didn't lick anything except for the meat on my plate!

Before posting that I proofread it and saw what I had done and it made me laugh so I choose not to edit it out in hopes it would make others laugh too, but it fell flat.  Smiley_emoticons_slash
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(04-01-2023, 05:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(04-01-2023, 04:30 PM)MirahM Wrote: Lick or Like? I didn't lick anything except for the meat on my plate!

Before posting that I proofread it and saw what I had done and it made me laugh so I choose not to edit it out in hopes it would make others laugh too, but it fell flat.  Smiley_emoticons_slash

By "Lick It" I thought you meant she'd "Ace" her date . . . as in she'd be an outstanding social partner and be appreciated, as such.

Now I'm a bit concerned about missing an obvious double-entendre and the reason why I failed to see or consider it.

Damn!

 
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I saw it which is why I said to put a finger up his butt as well. What's it going to hurt if you're already down there?
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(04-01-2023, 05:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(04-01-2023, 04:30 PM)MirahM Wrote: Lick or Like? I didn't lick anything except for the meat on my plate!

Before posting that I proofread it and saw what I had done and it made me laugh so I choose not to edit it out in hopes it would make others laugh too, but it fell flat.  Smiley_emoticons_slash

I didn't think it fell flat, I thought you had put written it on purpose.

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When I got there he was wearing one of those shirts that have no sleeves. Those shirts annoy me, but whatever, okay, I see your tattoos they look cool. He had the salad already out, all the food was great and conversation was nice. He talked alot, maybe i didn't talk enough.
He has 3 kids, 2 daughters and a son (grown of course) they are beautiful and are doing well. He is friends w/ his exes, there are 2 that he has kids with.
I think he is really nice and has done well and people seem to like him also.

I am glad it was just dinner and nothing more, this is too small a place to start something right now imo. I need to get settled before I start anything and get distracted. Just IMO.

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(04-01-2023, 09:37 PM)MirahM Wrote:
(04-01-2023, 05:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(04-01-2023, 04:30 PM)MirahM Wrote: Lick or Like? I didn't lick anything except for the meat on my plate!

Before posting that I proofread it and saw what I had done and it made me laugh so I choose not to edit it out in hopes it would make others laugh too, but it fell flat.  Smiley_emoticons_slash

I didn't think it fell flat, I thought you had put written it on purpose.

I don't think it fell flat either. I figured my lame inappropriate joke would've fell flat so I decided not to make it. I was licking my wounded pride/ego/gash. Awink Vaginasign
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(04-01-2023, 09:40 PM)MirahM Wrote: When I got there he was wearing one of those shirts that have no sleeves.  He had the salad already out, all the food was great and conversation was nice. 
I think he is really nice and has done well and people seem to like him also.

Table set and a great meal for you!  And believes in the right to "bare arms".

Yup.  Definitely worth a second go-around!

Glad you took a chance and lived to post about about it!

Respect to you, sister!
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If we had a date Tiki, how do you think it would go? I am cognisant of your insult in another thread, something about being a femme bitch.
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(04-08-2023, 07:38 AM)Piglet Wrote: If we had a date Tiki, how do you think it would go?  

Sally and I will sit at the next table and laugh about your big bottom and the bubble butts of all the other men too.
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(04-08-2023, 07:38 AM)Piglet Wrote: If we had a date Tiki, how do you think it would go?  I am cognisant of your insult in another thread, something about being a femme bitch.

I think it would go . . . nowhere.

I have a sixth-sense . . . I see "Dread" people.
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He would give you the best 15 seconds of your life, then his tuope would slip off his glistening head and scare the life out of Bandito the cat.
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Of course not tiki, what i meannt is the quality of the repartee. Falstaff in one of Shakespeares plays was a genius in getting people to like him, his trick was simple. All he would do is listen, pick up on what was said to him and feed it back in a postive way.

He knew no one is interested in listening, and to do that is trick no1, then massage egos. The only topic of conversation was what the person he was talking too was saying.

And i would do that with you, not for any selfish reason, like wanting hot, panting, frantic bonking, or for a casual knocking a round off ten minutes.

Sloths are interesting creatures they hang from trees, and if i am to believe what ive read, i do remember things unlike dopee users, dopes indeed, they can relax so much, their toes relax and they can fall into the underbrush making a crashing sound.

And so it will be in the restaurant, as the minutes and hours fly by, my head will crash into the plates and cutlery, then a loud nasal snore will boom like the concord across the tables.

There might be a little blood, maybe even a broken nose, but that wont be sufficient to rouse me from my slumber. Like the Duchess, my punctuation was more entertaining than any amount of words from you.

It brings me to Barack Obama and his three hour speeches to the nation on coronation day or whatever. What a bag of wind, for fuck sake. Barack loves Barack
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