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Tales from the Frontline: Online Dating
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#21
01-05-2023, 07:09 AM
(01-04-2023, 02:07 PM)BigMark Wrote: The one with the biggest dick, duh!

A big dick can only go so far

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01-05-2023, 07:10 AM
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01-05-2023, 07:11 AM
Duchess what would you have done if someone took out a Sax in the street on the first date?

OMG I would have died, I don't think I would ever call the guy back. Or maybe just one more time for torture. Not sure.

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01-05-2023, 07:17 AM
(01-05-2023, 07:11 AM)MirahM Wrote: Duchess what would you have done if someone took out a Sax in the street on the first date?

OMG I would have died, I don't think I would ever call the guy back. Or maybe just one more time for torture. Not sure.

If he was fun & had a sense of humor I think I may have laughed out loud, maybe applauded as well. I don't know! 
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01-05-2023, 07:24 AM
Yeah, I guess it depends on the person's personality. I loathe, "Look at me" types.

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01-05-2023, 07:49 AM
I didn't like dating when I was dating. I'm not good at it. 
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01-05-2023, 08:21 AM
I agree w3ith Cannongal, its all about him. Did he talk about himself all night? You should have mocked him by saying you can whistle with fingers in your mouth, he was seriously innapropriate. Are you doing it again? The doctor bit at the start, hes playing one upmanship, serious alarm bells.
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01-05-2023, 08:22 AM
Be sure to carry mace and mebbe a glock, so you don't end up like this chick:

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01-05-2023, 09:10 AM
(01-05-2023, 08:21 AM)Piglet Wrote: I agree w3ith Cannongal, its all about him.  Did he talk about himself all night?    You should have mocked him by saying you can whistle with fingers in your mouth, he was seriously innapropriate.  Are you doing it again?  The doctor bit at the start, hes playing one upmanship, serious alarm bells.

So he shouldn't be proud of being a doctor and announce it? I bet if someone had a heart attack or was choking, the restaurant would be grateful to know there is a doctor in the house. No one complains when Doctor Who is always announcing "I'm the Doctor."
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01-05-2023, 09:53 AM
(01-05-2023, 09:10 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(01-05-2023, 08:21 AM)Piglet Wrote: I agree w3ith Cannongal, its all about him.  Did he talk about himself all night?    You should have mocked him by saying you can whistle with fingers in your mouth, he was seriously innapropriate.  Are you doing it again?  The doctor bit at the start, hes playing one upmanship, serious alarm bells.

So he shouldn't be proud of being a doctor and announce it? I bet if someone had a heart attack or was choking, the restaurant would be grateful to know there is a doctor in the house. No one complains when Doctor Who is always announcing "I'm the Doctor."

Huh, where did I say that he shouldn't be proud of it?
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01-05-2023, 09:55 AM
(01-05-2023, 08:21 AM)Piglet Wrote: I agree w3ith Cannongal, its all about him.  Did he talk about himself all night?    You should have mocked him by saying you can whistle with fingers in your mouth, he was seriously innapropriate.  Are you doing it again?  The doctor bit at the start, hes playing one upmanship, serious alarm bells.

Don't ever agree with me,  you'll never get 2 stars that way.  The trick is to agree with everyone but me.  Also,  wear chapstick,  it helps with the ass kissing.
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01-05-2023, 09:56 AM
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#33
01-05-2023, 11:56 AM
why did the chicken cross the road?
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01-05-2023, 12:55 PM
(01-05-2023, 11:56 AM)BigMark Wrote: why did the chicken cross the road?

To watch nude pickleball?
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01-05-2023, 04:45 PM
(01-05-2023, 01:41 AM)sally Wrote: Are all of these guys white?

One is from Brazil originally and one is multiracial
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01-05-2023, 04:51 PM
(01-05-2023, 08:21 AM)Piglet Wrote: I agree w3ith Cannongal, its all about him.  Did he talk about himself all night?    You should have mocked him by saying you can whistle with fingers in your mouth, he was seriously innapropriate.  Are you doing it again?  The doctor bit at the start, hes playing one upmanship, serious alarm bells.

He definitely is about him. 
I tried to give enough grace that maybe he’s trying to impress me.
But yeah - was no sense of humor in the sax - he was serious!!! That was the funniest part and extraordinarily awkward.

I’m going to really have to be bored/convinced to go out with him again.
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01-05-2023, 04:54 PM
(01-05-2023, 09:53 AM)cannongal Wrote:
(01-05-2023, 09:10 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(01-05-2023, 08:21 AM)Piglet Wrote: I agree w3ith Cannongal, its all about him.  Did he talk about himself all night?    You should have mocked him by saying you can whistle with fingers in your mouth, he was seriously innapropriate.  Are you doing it again?  The doctor bit at the start, hes playing one upmanship, serious alarm bells.

So he shouldn't be proud of being a doctor and announce it? I bet if someone had a heart attack or was choking, the restaurant would be grateful to know there is a doctor in the house. No one complains when Doctor Who is always announcing "I'm the Doctor."

Huh, where did I say that he shouldn't be proud of it?
Yeah, it’s cool to be proud of it… he def should be 
BUT I’m no slouch either and IF we would ever be in real relationship he would be my man/partner that I would NOT address as Dr Such-and-such.
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01-05-2023, 04:55 PM
(01-05-2023, 08:22 AM)cannongal Wrote: Be sure to carry mace and mebbe a glock, so you don't end up like this chick:

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/ho...692279.php

Omg! A screwdriver!! What a nut job. 
Yeah I need to start packing some heat.
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01-05-2023, 04:56 PM
Date #2 with E tomorrow eve!
Taking the night off tonight lol
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01-05-2023, 11:31 PM
I know people get lonely and bored and I guess they want someone to spend time with or bump uglies with and what not, but that crap isn't for me.
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